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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The true middle aged feeling comes when you see the insanely cute girl flip her hair walking out of the gym and smile really broadly in your direction and for a brief moment think, I could bag that... I know I could... I still have it.
And then you realize, she's looking at your kid, walking next to you, on his way to the child-watching area for an hour... while you run on the elliptical (because you wrecked your knee trying to jog with your wife, who smokes you).
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And then you ogle an insanely cute girl for days at the gym, and then one day she DOES smile at you and you realize she is looking at your kid because she is in his class at college.
