Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
on any given night I might prefer a particular variety of wine, this is why I stock a cellar. is it that way with dildos?
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Lady walks into a marital aide store and seems kinda self conscious. “How much for the pink one?” she asks, pointing to the shelf behind the counter. “Twenty bucks.” “Um, how much for the, uh, black one?” “Fifty bucks.” “And how much is that plaid one?” “Plaid one? Oh, that’s a hundred.” She buys it and leaves. Owner returns from lunch and asks the clerk how’s business. “Not bad. I sold your Thermos for a hundred bucks.”
