Is Ted Cruz Satan? Discuss.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

The best part of my job is dealing with a huge range of interesting issues, and getting to pay other lawyers to do the stuff I don't want to do.

What I like most is dealing with a huge range of interesting issues, and getting paid to have my other lawyers do the stuff I don't want to do.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

What I like most is dealing with a huge range of interesting issues, and getting paid to have my other lawyers do the stuff I don't want to do.

Sounds like both of us are lucky. Events of this week keep reminding me that it can end any day, so count your blessings and don't take them for granted.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Sounds like both of us are lucky. Events of this week keep reminding me that it can end any day, so count your blessings and don't take them for granted.

Damn, now we're starting to sound like my sappy facebook exchanges.

I've found that when I fail to appreciate what I got, the best thing to do is go look elsewhere. Usually doesn't measure up. Of course, Obama hasn't yet offered me an ambassadorship.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

What I like most is dealing with a huge range of interesting issues, and getting paid to have my other lawyers do the stuff I don't want to do.

I like that too, but I refer to them as my "minions."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

I like that too, but I refer to them as my "minions."

Mine are "factotums."

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

What I like most is dealing with a huge range of interesting issues, and getting paid to have my other lawyers do the stuff I don't want to do.

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

I like that too, but I refer to them as my "minions."

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Mine are "factotums."

This is a major change in tone from the original GA board.

TM

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

This is a major change in tone from the original GA board.

TM

Says Mr. "I Bill 1300 Hours."

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

I like that too, but I refer to them as my "minions."

But some of the other lawyers are my partners.

So I think Hank's "factotums" works better. Unless, of course, you're talking about my factotums' minions.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/1t..._020515_tds_59

Skip the McConnell stuff and get to the Florida v. Texas stuff.

TM

[eta: Skip ahead to 4:40 then. - t.s.]

It gets better: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000078

I really wish they still allowed duels.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

It gets better: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000078

I really wish they still allowed duels.

Alcee Hastings was impeached by Congress when he was a federal judge. I would imagine that he truly doesn't give a fuck.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

It gets better: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000078

I really wish they still allowed duels.

Texas restricts the number of dildos you can own, but not the number of guns?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Texas restricts the number of dildos you can own, but not the number of guns?

According to the article, it wasn't a restriction so much as an evidentiary presumption that if you owned more than six, you were “promoting” them.

If Texas had a similar presumption for guns, they’d sell by the half-dozen.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

The Economist on American Sniper. What do you think, Sidd?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Texas restricts the number of dildos you can own, but not the number of guns?

Not anymore. Gregg Abbot lost that particular case.

You guys don't remember this? For the first half dozen years or so of this board, I ranted and raved against that law and openly defied it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Not anymore. Gregg Abbot lost that particular case.

You guys don't remember this? For the first half dozen years or so of this board, I ranted and raved against that law and openly defied it.

on any given night I might prefer a particular variety of wine, this is why I stock a cellar. is it that way with dildos?