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Some other things he should be ashamed of (again, non-exhaustive):
-Citing that lunatic Cernovich as a neutral unbiased source.
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I didn't know who he was. But even if he's a degenerate, if all you can do is shoot the messenger...
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-Every conversation he has allegedly had at every suburban cocktail party has allegedly attended. Ever.
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I've held forth impressively on hand painted wallpaper, and driveway sealant. You judge without all the facts.
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-Every time he used the phrase "echo chamber." Normally I would give him one free pass, but fuck that.
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I'll use pile-on from now on.
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-The fact that I suspect he secretly kind of likes the Dave Matthews Band.
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I like "Two Step." But only because I used to have sex to it a lot.
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-The fact the he is soon going to disingenuously deny his secret admiration for the Dave Matthews Band.
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I secretly love that song that goes, "I eat too much/I drink too much... Too Much!" over and over again. Ya got me.
"Crash" was a miserable song. "Hike up your skirt a little more/And show the world to me..." ...And trip my gag reflex. I want to call it the height of treacliness, but I'm not sure that's a word. And I'm not sure it's strong enough. Borrowing from "Start Me Up," that "makes a hard man soft."
