We are all Slave now.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Some other things he should be ashamed of (again, non-exhaustive):

-Citing that lunatic Cernovich as a neutral unbiased source.

I didn't know who he was. But even if he's a degenerate, if all you can do is shoot the messenger...

-Every conversation he has allegedly had at every suburban cocktail party has allegedly attended. Ever.

I've held forth impressively on hand painted wallpaper, and driveway sealant. You judge without all the facts.

-Every time he used the phrase "echo chamber." Normally I would give him one free pass, but fuck that.

I'll use pile-on from now on.

-The fact that I suspect he secretly kind of likes the Dave Matthews Band.

I like "Two Step." But only because I used to have sex to it a lot.

-The fact the he is soon going to disingenuously deny his secret admiration for the Dave Matthews Band.

I secretly love that song that goes, "I eat too much/I drink too much... Too Much!" over and over again. Ya got me.

"Crash" was a miserable song. "Hike up your skirt a little more/And show the world to me..." ...And trip my gag reflex. I want to call it the height of treacliness, but I'm not sure that's a word. And I'm not sure it's strong enough. Borrowing from "Start Me Up," that "makes a hard man soft."