This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[Replaced_Texan]

Name it, Hank.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Name it, Hank.

"this is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth".

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Your not from mensa sock wasn't smart enough, apparently.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

Abstinence is a great idea, but I also think you need to enforce, you know, condoms and birth control and other things like that to have safe sex. I don't just think telling young kids, you can't have sex, it's not going to work. It's not realistic

Uh oh. I missed a period.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by sebastian dangerfield

Some will say tuck and tape, so you can do it with both arms over the head, like a belly dancer. Some will even suggest you go with duct tape, because the Scotch stuff just doesn't hold up under moisture as it ought to.

Don't you believe them. You keep doing what you're doing and stay away from the office supply and hardware stores. A "3M Brazilian" is nothing you want to explain to the wife.

Two things:

1. I'd leave off the last "to" in the first paragraph. Way funnier.
   
   
2. 3M Brazilian? That's genius. I have a kind of technical question, though, about your word choice. Is it actually a Brazilian? I'd think it'd be more of an inner thigh waxing. But I don't have self-access to the equipment, so I don't know exactly where the tape goes. I'd rather not explain why I was asking to the owner of the equipment I do have access to.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by dtb

Two things:

1. I'd leave off the last "to" in the first paragraph. Way funnier.
   
   
2. 3M Brazilian? That's genius. I have a kind of technical question, though, about your word choice. Is it actually a Brazilian? I'd think it'd be more of an inner thigh waxing. But I don't have self-access to the equipment, so I don't know exactly where the tape goes. I'd rather not explain why I was asking to the owner of the equipment I do have access to.

As to 1, got it. Noted for future use of any similar phrases.

As to 2, it's not a Brazilian, but it's close enough for the purpose offered, and what's lost in clinical accuracy is more than compensated for in the sharp imagery packed into so few syllables.

(For clarity, in case you're running the picture in your head, it wouldn't be a full Brazilian. Assuming the subject were gifted with average to above average equipment, the tape would remove nothing in the front. The underside and back are back are different stories. You can run those images for yourself. I own the equipment at issue and I don't even like thinking about how that deforestation would go.)

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

"this is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth".

Somebody should find her TM's blowjob advice post.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

"this is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth".

Note to fringster, involvement of teeth is not good in all activities.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs

Note to fringster, involvement of teeth is not good in all activities.

Apparently I bit my mom's cheek when it was put down to me for a kiss once. I do not remember this, but she does. Apparently didn't taste good; I didn't repeat.

Left a big bruise. Teeth seem to be used for eating. Also, everyone is big on replacing the one that I lost.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

Also, everyone is big on replacing the one that I lost.

The only question is whether to have a diamond inlayed in the gold.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

The only question is whether to have a diamond inlayed in the gold.

I don't think it will be gold as they are paying attentio
to matching the other teeth. The new tooth will be on a titanium rod implanted in my jawbone -- isn't titanium fancy?

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

Apparently I bit my mom's cheek when it was put down to me for a kiss once. I do not remember this, but she does. Apparently didn't taste good; I didn't repeat.

Left a big bruise. Teeth seem to be used for eating. Also, everyone is big on replacing the one that I lost.

Was this (the biting) after the accident?

As for the one you lost, go for the implant.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Was this (the biting) after the accident?

As for the one you lost, go for the implant.

After the accident but before my memory starts.

[LessinSF]

N.J. Stat. Ann. § 9-6-1 provides that:

"Abuse of a child shall consist" of, among other things, "the habitual use by the parent or by a person having the custody and control of a child, in the hearing of such child, of profane, indecent or obscene language."

§ 9-6-3 makes such abuse a crime.

From Volokh.

[Atticus Grinch]

It's been a while since I've had my Allen-Edmonds shoes recrafted, partly because I now own so many pairs that it takes longer to wear them out. I sent in two pairs a week ago, with a five to six week estimated turnaround. Today I got an e-mail telling me the shoes were done and being shipped. And each e-mail came with before-and-after photos of each shoe, showing how sad and forlorn each one was when they got it, and how shiny and happy and like-new each one is now.

Allen-Edmonds rocks. It just does. If I had money I'd buy stock.