Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

while a threesome might be just what the doctor ordered,

Dr. Spacemen?



ETA: That doesn't work so well in print.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

A slutty night or two is one thing. Rock of Love Bus vagina-shot skankiness takes it to a whole new level. I wouldn't want to date anyone at that level or close to it. For his professed tolerance, I'm not sure that Adder would either. There's sexually adventurous and then there's a complete lack of self-respect.

Bret should have just chosen Heather at the end of season one. They would still be together today.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Bret should have just chosen Heather at the end of season one. They would still be together today.

Which, of course, is why he didn't.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I don't know how this scale helps at all. It's the old, "Want a lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed" saying, right? If she's fantastic in bed, that doesn't necessarily mean she's slutty. And if she sucks in bed (no pun intended but welcomed nevertheless), that doesn't mean she's not a huge slut.

I thought sluttiness had to do with number of partners and willingness to have anonymous sex.

But I will give you both answers (although, I don't know how you expect to get an answer based on GWNC's 10 point scale -- is anything above 5 slutty? Do you only approach sluttiness when you hit 8?).

Under my definition, I would say that a third of the women I've fucked have been pretty slutty. Under GWNC's (and I have to subsitute "long blowjob" for "3 hour blowjob" because I can count on one hand the number of three hour blowjobs I've had and none of them were from sluts), I would say that maybe 5% of the women I've fucked passed 8 on GWNC's scale.

Who knew a sex poll could make me depressed? Where are these GWNCy-type sluts hiding?

TM

What's sex like? My momma says girls are icky and doesn't allow me to date.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

What's sex like? My momma says girls are icky and doesn't allow me to date.

dtb?

TM

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by dtb

That's IT! Yes!! The Freaky Scale -- that's much better because "slut" can be misinterpreted.

Someone else said this I think, but I'd still be curious to know the answer -- would you consider yourself fortunate or cursed (or somewhere in between) to have a partner who was toward the upper reaches of the Freaky Scale? At what point (if any) would your view morph from "blessed" to "cursed"?

GWNC's Freaky Scale misses alot then - anal sex, threesomes, swinging, public sex, eyeball licking, roadhead, etc.

Plus, for certain segments of society, e.g. high school girls, blowjobs are given way more often than actual sex.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

GWNC's Freaky Scale misses alot then - anal sex, threesomes, swinging, public sex, eyeball licking, roadhead, etc.

Plus, for certain segments of society, e.g. high school girls, blowjobs are given way more often than actual sex.

Yeah Boy!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred

So here's the AskMen.com top 10:

1. Eva Mendes (Wasn't she coked up last year? Did that make her hotter to the voters?)
2. Megan Fox (consensus hot-babe-du-jour/Angelina Jolie (#42?!) wannabe)
3. Marisa Miller (board favorite; perhaps TM's #1?)
4. Keeley Hazell (pneumatic Brit)
5. Anne Hathaway (many of you will now stop reading the rest of the list)
6. Alessandra Ambrosio (Victoria's Secret model)
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Rhianna
9. Kristen Bell (deserving of a top-10 finish)
10. Kate Beckinsale (So hot she makes Brian Posehn angry (NSFW).)

That Top Ten is fatally flawed because it doesn't contain either January Jones (#98?) or Christina Hendricks (#52) from Mad Men. You can prefer the icy, Hitchcockian blonde charms of January Jones as lavishly photographed in Vanity Fair to the period-accurate pulchritude of Christina Hendricks as a youtube video mashnote, but one of these women has to make the top 5 for the list to be culturally and sexually relevant.

For an off the top of my head top 10, I'd add Sarah Shahi (#85) from Life and The L Word, Cobie Smulders from How I Met Your Mother, and Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory. She plays a hottie living next door to a couple of physicist/nerds, so you'd think that would hit the AskMen.com demographic in the parent's basement where they live. Keep Megan, Scarlett, Kristen, and Kate and add #12 Emmanuelle Chriqui to my picks for a much-improved list.

There are plenty of pics of Sarah Shahi and Kaley Cuoco, but none of the ones I liked were easily linkable/hotlinkable. Google Search will have to do for you.

I think we need to add Claudia Bassols from "Spain: On The Road Again" in the top ten:



Then again, I am a huuuuuuge sucker for Spanish (and French) accents.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I think we need to add Claudia Bassols from "Spain: On The Road Again" in the top ten:



Then again, I am a huuuuuuge sucker for Spanish and French accents.

I think she's the hottest girl on the planet. Seems really nice/smart too. If you put me in a room with her and Padma from Top Chef, I think I'd pass out.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Seems really nice/smart too.

Absolutely. Smart, funny and down-to-earth. And hot. Mark Bittman and Mario Batali are lucky. Actually, Gwyneth seems to have a decent personality as well.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred

As this is gwinky's list, and as it does not contain any mention of a threesome, despite the fact that several months ago gwinky mentioned wanting to engage in a FMF with her current beau/everlasting gobstopper, I have to chide her for a lack of focus in her lovelife. Some (many? all?) of us are counting on gwinky to hold up her end of the vicarious bargain.

I think threesomes falls under what Gwink called "charisma." Same for willingness to bust out the whips and chains now and again.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Padma

I think Toby Young was a big mistake and I look forward to the day when Padma stabs him with one of those knives she's always telling people to pack.

Speaking of which, I am enjoying this season. Mostly because of Fabio (thees is not etop escallopps). When he goes, I think I will cry.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

A slutty night or two is one thing. Rock of Love Bus vagina-shot skankiness takes it to a whole new level. I wouldn't want to date anyone at that level or close to it. For his professed tolerance, I'm not sure that Adder would either. There's sexually adventurous and then there's a complete lack of self-respect.

chicken/egg. someone who has gotten mired in the mud to that extent probably would have other issues so she and i wouldn't be likely to end up together.

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I think we need to add Claudia Bassols from "Spain: On The Road Again" in the top ten:



Then again, I am a huuuuuuge sucker for Spanish (and French) accents.

Thanks for this, Coltrane. Know that your periodic introduction of smokin' hot actresses whom I may not know but should are the fourth-most-important reason I visit this board. The third reason is for the .gif compilations.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Thanks for this, Coltrane. Know that your periodic introduction of smokin' hot actresses whom I may not know but should are the fourth-most-important reason I visit this board. The third reason is for the .gif compilations.

The second reason is for grammar Timmys like Justice Roberts, who may have flubbed the oath of office because he is one - http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/22/opinion/22pinker.html .