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					Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?  If this is true, than who is manning the lifts at the ski resort? | 
	
 You are a clever one, aren't you? 
The ski areas are out of town. In places that grow their own rednecks.  In another state, actually.  The only ski-related activity in my hamlet is a ski jump.  That's pretty random, come to think of it...