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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Ivy-educated former professor of evolutionary anthropology now travels the country with panel contending that humans were engineered by various -- get this, various races of extraterrestrial shape-shifting reptiles.

Too much good stuff in the article to summarize.

And I was going to post this link to Gawker's Balloon Boy coverage:

The breaking point: Heene told his then-assistant of Reptilians who could shape-shift that were running the shadow government, and that his fame would enable him to communicate with the masses and expose said Reptillians. He also told Thomas the world was gonna end in a solar flare in 2012, and that they were running out of time.

Where is our Shape Shifter?