I used to be disgusted, and now I try to be amused.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally Posted by Not Bob

How sad is it that my first thought upon reading your response was wondering if you* ever got your bed**?

*I think it was you. Right?

**Or was their a choice of furniture? Am I just making shit up in my memory?

But he never lost his head, even when he won that iron bed... (originally written about Bumpkin-at-law, or whatever that handle was, but I think you're right, there were more than one winner)