Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

legendary? it might mean he read about you on a bathroom wall?

I think it's also used to describe something that likely exists, but specific evidence of which is largely anecdotal, fable-like or "mythical," if you will.

A pussy like Atlantis, or the Bermuda Triangle.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

It's called College.

Now I understand why you think something's wrong with the educational system.

You ever just walk up to a girl and say, "Hi. I was wondering if you like to have sex?"

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Aged out of what? Everybody has photos of their SOs nude these days (correction... I have them of her, not the other way around [which is more than fine with me]). What I'm mad about is our generation never accepted a structure where you could ask for sex so casually. Without getting slapped.

We need a world where you can just politely ask someone to have sex. Nothing untoward. No skeevy sex club stuff. Just a laid back type of a place with normal people who want to fuck, where anyone can just approach somebody else with the implicit understanding that you want to get to fucking sooner rather than later. Sooner being measured in fifteen minute increments. The kids and their sexting... That is the online equivalent of such a place. And of that, yes, I am insanely, raging jealous.

There are camps at Burning Man that you should explore sometime.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

There are camps at Burning Man that you should explore sometime.

Power Exchange here in SF. The link is http://www.powerexchange.com but I doubt it is particularly safe for work. I am blocked from it.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

http://coolmaterial.com/cool-list/wh...for-christmas/

TM

I have given the sex swing as a gift. Also I gave a gift certificate for stripper pole lessons. And sugaring.

all big hits, so I am not sure about the propriety of that list.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Power Exchange here in SF. The link is http://www.powerexchange.com but I doubt it is particularly safe for work. I am blocked from it.

I have friends in Temple of Atonement. I think they're more BDSM than Sebby is looking for, but I'm sure that Eva could do something with him that he'd like.

They said they're coming to Flipside this year.

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Aged out of what?

Aged out of getting nude photos texted to you by someone other than your SO. The only one out of this group who does that for me is Coltrane.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Aged out of what? Everybody has photos of their SOs nude these days (correction... I have them of her, not the other way around [which is more than fine with me]). What I'm mad about is our generation never accepted a structure where you could ask for sex so casually. Without getting slapped.

We need a world where you can just politely ask someone to have sex. Nothing untoward. No skeevy sex club stuff. Just a laid back type of a place with normal people who want to fuck, where anyone can just approach somebody else with the implicit understanding that you want to get to fucking sooner rather than later. Sooner being measured in fifteen minute increments. The kids and their sexting....

My Christmas eve party is a little like that.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Power Exchange here in SF. The link is http://www.powerexchange.com but I doubt it is particularly safe for work. I am blocked from it.

BTW, are you doing Santa Con this weekend? Most of the people I know doing it are hitting the Mission / Castro route, but there's also a Haight route and Fisherman's Wharf route.

This is the info I have on it:



Three routes:

Klassic Kringle—Santa hits Fisherman's Wharf and other favorite hotspots (that will still have us). Suggested props: Signs (Elfcare for Everyone, Santas Demand More milk & Cookies, etc.) Celebrate Santa's many corporate friends & partners by displaying your favorite sponsor on your suit.

Ho on Haight—Suggested props: "Ho on Haight" or "Ho on H8″ signs (think "No on 8"), drums, noise makers. Santa also asks that you bring presents for the poor unfortunate "homeless" children.

Mastrobation—Santa, the gayest ole elf there ever was, will visit the Mission and Castro and delight the hipsters with his absolute fabulousness! Suggested props: It's all about choice, so it's up to you how you'd like to participate (assorted props and gifts are always appreciated).

ETA: LA was last Saturday. I hear clowns came to protest. Houston was on Saturday, with the seventh annual Santa reenactment of the bombing of Pearl Harbor on Sunday.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

I have friends in Temple of Atonement. I think they're more BDSM than Sebby is looking for, but I'm sure that Eva could do something with him that he'd like.

They said they're coming to Flipside this year.

BDSM is as appealing to me as licking my wallet, but to each his/her own.

To whit, I had a friend who was in a shoe fetish movie. After watching it, I found that I find the Teletubbies more arousing. in a good way! nttawwt.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

BTW, are you doing Santa Con this weekend? Most of the people I know doing it are hitting the Mission / Castro route, but there's also a Haight route and Fisherman's Wharf route.

This is the info I have on it:



Three routes:

Klassic Kringle—Santa hits Fisherman's Wharf and other favorite hotspots (that will still have us). Suggested props: Signs (Elfcare for Everyone, Santas Demand More milk & Cookies, etc.) Celebrate Santa's many corporate friends & partners by displaying your favorite sponsor on your suit.

Ho on Haight—Suggested props: "Ho on Haight" or "Ho on H8″ signs (think "No on 8"), drums, noise makers. Santa also asks that you bring presents for the poor unfortunate "homeless" children.

Mastrobation—Santa, the gayest ole elf there ever was, will visit the Mission and Castro and delight the hipsters with his absolute fabulousness! Suggested props: It's all about choice, so it's up to you how you'd like to participate (assorted props and gifts are always appreciated).

A friend of mine was in SF on a family trip a few years back and stumbled on Santacon; they took a nice family pic with a group of friendly Santas. Kids were probably 9 and 12 at the time. This was with an old-skool real film camera. Only after getting the prints back did they realize that one of the Santas was packin' an enormous black dildo.

Our local Santacon crew is moving festivities to the deep burbs, apparently because Portland cops were getting a bit too unreceptive to drunk Santas. Portland cops tend to have itchy taser fingers.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

A friend of mine was in SF on a family trip a few years back and stumbled on Santacon; they took a nice family pic with a group of friendly Santas. Kids were probably 9 and 12 at the time. This was with an old-skool real film camera. Only after getting the prints back did they realize that one of the Santas was packin' an enormous black dildo.

Our local Santacon crew is moving festivities to the deep burbs, apparently because Portland cops were getting a bit too unreceptive to drunk Santas. Portland cops tend to have itchy taser fingers.

There was a story on NPR last Friday on the Portland thing! I missed Houston all together because of another party in the country, though I suspect that a bunch of Santas are going to hit the ice rink downtown for another go sooner or later.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Apropos of this, I am probably more out-of-shape right now than at any time in the past 6 years.

I promised myself that I will run 40 miles* next week. Fuck baby steps.

*that's pathetic. I'm setting that as a goal?

My baby steps is that I'm going to go every day this week, even if the weather sucks (and boy, does it suck). That means I've run in freezing rain two out of the last two days.

Good times.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Aged out of what? Everybody has photos of their SOs nude these days (correction... I have them of her, not the other way around [which is more than fine with me]). What I'm mad about is our generation never accepted a structure where you could ask for sex so casually. Without getting slapped.

We need a world where you can just politely ask someone to have sex. Nothing untoward. No skeevy sex club stuff. Just a laid back type of a place with normal people who want to fuck, where anyone can just approach somebody else with the implicit understanding that you want to get to fucking sooner rather than later. Sooner being measured in fifteen minute increments. The kids and their sexting... That is the online equivalent of such a place. And of that, yes, I am insanely, raging jealous.

are you Senator Craig IRL.

[John Phoenix]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

So today he sends me a text telling me that I have a "legendary" pussy. I think it's a compliment and I think it's adorable, but I'm not sure I even know what that means. In any event, I am amused.

*In case it is not clear, I really like him. a lot.

He's probably watching a lot of How I Met Your Mother.