Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I really really really REALLY* like my boyfriend, so it seems a little like I am demeaning the relationship or objectifying him if I talk about him. But whatever. Anyway, he's a little prone to hyperbole and english is not his first language (although he's probably more articulate than I am). And he likes to text.

So today he sends me a text telling me that I have a "legendary" pussy. I think it's a compliment and I think it's adorable, but I'm not sure I even know what that means. In any event, I am amused.

*In case it is not clear, I really like him. a lot.

legendary? it might mean he read about you on a bathroom wall?

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I really really really REALLY* like my boyfriend, so it seems a little like I am demeaning the relationship or objectifying him if I talk about him. But whatever. Anyway, he's a little prone to hyperbole and english is not his first language (although he's probably more articulate than I am). And he likes to text.

So today he sends me a text telling me that I have a "legendary" pussy. I think it's a compliment and I think it's adorable, but I'm not sure I even know what that means. In any event, I am amused.

*In case it is not clear, I really like him. a lot.

I send tsexts almost everyday complimenting or inquiring about one person's or another's va-jay-jay. I am dirty bird like that.

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

So today he sends me a text telling me that I have a "legendary" pussy. I think it's a compliment and I think it's adorable, but I'm not sure I even know what that means. In any event, I am amused.

He means that in the wasteland summer days of 2009, when caravans of BMW X4s are headed from upstate SC to Flint for the upcoming Thunderdome, the travelers will stop at a roadside Motel 6, gather around the campfire next to the nearest offramp, and some dude with an acoustic guitar will start strumming out a song entitled The Adventures of the Legendary Pussy of Canada and New York.

The lyrics' combination of earnestness and salaciousness will spark word-of-mouth buzz among the populace, which will make it that much easier for you to be appointed Provost when Canada takes over the remaining, burning husk of America circa 2011.

You should be proud.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

legendary? it might mean he read about you on a bathroom wall?

Yep. Legendary can mean "well-known".

[Replaced_Texan]

South Carolina is winning.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I really really really REALLY* like my boyfriend, so it seems a little like I am demeaning the relationship or objectifying him if I talk about him. But whatever. Anyway, he's a little prone to hyperbole and english is not his first language (although he's probably more articulate than I am). And he likes to text.

So today he sends me a text telling me that I have a "legendary" pussy. I think it's a compliment and I think it's adorable, but I'm not sure I even know what that means. In any event, I am amused.

*In case it is not clear, I really like him. a lot.

I think that fucker just called you old.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I just signed up for this Saturday. Thurgreed, i'll try to steal you some feathers. what kind is your favorite?

• Mingle with the Macaronis (Rockhoppers and Kings, too!)
  
  Have you ever wondered "what does a penguin feel like" or "how cold is it inside the penguin habitat" or "how do you take care of a penguin?" For the first time ever, the Zoo is offering some of our guests the opportunity to visit with our penguins "up close and personal." Under the guidance and supervision of a penguin keeper, you will be able to interact with the penguins in their chilly habitat. Your visit will last approximately one hour and will include a behind-the-scenes tour of the keeper area and the incubation/nursery area. Once inside the penguin habitat, you will get to know some of our 60-plus penguins. You will also hand-feed them and there will be plenty of photo opportunities, too!

http://www.detroitzoo.org/Support_th...e_Experiences/

It's cool. You will enjoy it. It made me think of Chile:

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Red Xs

Ack. I guess I cannot link to photos in kodakgallery.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Ack. I guess I cannot link to photos in kodakgallery.

Dunno what's up, though once I went to the properties and pasted the url directly into the browser, the pics came up.

That looks like it was pretty awesome.

I *heart* penguins.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Yep. Legendary can mean "well-known".

There's also an implication of embellishment.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Dunno what's up, though once I went to the properties and pasted the url directly into the browser, the pics came up.

That looks like it was pretty awesome.

I *heart* penguins.

I think there's gonna be trouble. I hear the actual caption to this photo is, "Fuck a penguin. Yeah, I said it. What?!?"



TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

http://coolmaterial.com/cool-list/wh...for-christmas/

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Some days I lament the loss of the search function on this site. You know what I mean?

I mean, I remember clear as yesterday Sebby's post of regret, denigration, bafflement, and longing so pure that it curls one's toes - on the kids these days (especially the girls) who text one another messages like U WANNA FUK and circulate naked cellphone photos.

I learned today that this phenomenon has a name. "Sexting". Apparently, 20% of teens and 33% of young adults send each other nude or semi-nude pics.

This is nice and all, but having aged out of this demographic already, I suppose there's not much more we can do but wait until the trend spills over onto Facebook.

Aged out of what? Everybody has photos of their SOs nude these days (correction... I have them of her, not the other way around [which is more than fine with me]). What I'm mad about is our generation never accepted a structure where you could ask for sex so casually. Without getting slapped.

We need a world where you can just politely ask someone to have sex. Nothing untoward. No skeevy sex club stuff. Just a laid back type of a place with normal people who want to fuck, where anyone can just approach somebody else with the implicit understanding that you want to get to fucking sooner rather than later. Sooner being measured in fifteen minute increments. The kids and their sexting... That is the online equivalent of such a place. And of that, yes, I am insanely, raging jealous.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

http://coolmaterial.com/cool-list/wh...for-christmas/

TM

I like the wine rack.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Aged out of what? Everybody has photos of their SOs nude these days (correction... I have them of her, not the other way around [which is more than fine with me]). What I'm mad about is our generation never accepted a structure where you could ask for sex so casually. Without getting slapped.

We need a world where you can just politely ask someone to have sex. Nothing untoward. No skeevy sex club stuff. Just a laid back type of a place with normal people who want to fuck, where anyone can just approach somebody else with the implicit understanding that you want to get to fucking sooner rather than later. Sooner being measured in fifteen minute increments. The kids and their sexting... That is the online equivalent of such a place. And of that, yes, I am insanely, raging jealous.

It's called College.

Now I understand why you think something's wrong with the educational system.