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Truth Serum
Lesson from the weekend: two strong cocktails in an hour is all I need to tell you all about my sex life.
Related: if you ask me direct questions, I will answer.
Now, we all know how each couple does or does not prevent pregnancy, what everyone thinks is a non-Vanilla activity, and that my friends are surprisingly prudish.
Last lesson: a man should never use the word "buttsex." It just makes you look ridiculous and sexually inexperienced.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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