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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
He seems like a wherever-and-whenever-he-can-get-it, kind of guy, no? If Melania is at Mar-a-Lago, take a quick trip to the spa. If he's in Russia, send some prostitutes to his room. If he's at an event with a porn star, see if he can hook that up. If he's near a teen pageant dressing room, get in there and watch them undress. If it's just a normal woman, "move on 'em like a bitch" and "grab 'em by the pussy."
TM
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I tend to agree, but then I recall his years on Howard, where he critiqued the shit out of women. He seemed to be quite picky.
Regardless of his pathology, if you need to burden a masseuse in a strip mall to rub one out, you're pathetically lazy. Do it yourself, fat man. Get some exercise for once.