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08-11-2004, 04:47 PM
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#3526
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
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John "War Hero" Kerry might be able to save your wounded ass.
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And he might get you a Purple Heart (or 3) for that wounded ass, to boot!!!
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08-11-2004, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. That's the stupidest shit. This was just dumb.
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So what you're saying is that before you take your date home, you'd go to Burger King first?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-11-2004, 04:48 PM
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Everybody thinks I'm mostly correct about this.
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Men don't grow up thinking there are situations they might not be able physically to control.
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Ummm, I know your kung-fu is probably pretty good, but I learned that life would present situations I might not be able to control physically [ed. - a split infinitive would work much better right there, IMHO] in preschool. And in fifth grade gym class, and pretty much throughout my adolescence, come to think of it . . .
Ahem. Of course, now I am a big mean-looking badass and nobody fucks with me. So just forget what I said about fifth grade, ok? Just forget it. I mean it. Stop fucking laughing.
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08-11-2004, 04:49 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So what you're saying is that before you take your date home, you'd go to Burger King first?
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That's the only Whopper she's gettin'!!
Cha-Ching!
Burn on Thurgreed.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-11-2004, 04:49 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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Heart rate monitor redux
My puppy was caught chewing the transmitter of my heart rate monitor this morning, and testing has proven that it's now destroyed. Does anyone know if you can just get the transmitter part, and if so, where?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-11-2004, 04:49 PM
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#3531
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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Everybody thinks I'm mostly correct about this.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its all about the fragile male ego. People like TO are so tied to their perceived masculinity and the stereotypes for what proves such masculinity that they can't deal with the reverse shoved in their face.
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Right. I'm sure if he* was on "Best Sports Show Period" with one of the queer eye guys he wouldn't be bugged, and could sit and joke. What bugged him was that someone who effectively had the same armor against being faggy that he has, turns out was a fag. That and worrying if other guys were checking him out in the shower, now that he knows there is a decent chance another fag or two is in the locker room.
*of course all these go with the caveat of a generalized jock, i personally do not know the man.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-11-2004, 04:49 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Everybody thinks I'm mostly correct about this.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its all about the fragile male ego. People like TO are so tied to their perceived masculinity and the stereotypes for what proves such masculinity that they can't deal with the reverse shoved in their face.
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There's something about your theory that sounds like a high school physics exam. "A magnet is presented with the same magnetic force, and is repelled, not attracted. Measure its force and velocity." Nice that homophobia can be explained in such a pocket guide.
And BTW, as I recall, Atticus' theory had two components, one of which (to me) sounds similar to the drum you're flogging to such a dramatic crescendo (though I think he managed to avoid using any concepts of polarity). If this presents a conceptual roadblock to screaming at your opponent here, feel free to continue ignoring it.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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08-11-2004, 04:51 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,838
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Heart rate monitor redux
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My puppy was caught chewing the transmitter of my heart rate monitor this morning, and testing has proven that it's now destroyed. Does anyone know if you can just get the transmitter part, and if so, where?
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Well duh, your dog's ass.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-11-2004, 04:52 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Everybody thinks I'm mostly correct about this.
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Originally posted by ironweed
And in fifth grade gym class, and pretty much throughout my adolescence, come to think of it . . .
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You did tell your mom no one else was wearing knickers, didn't you?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-11-2004, 04:53 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Heart rate monitor redux
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My puppy was caught chewing the transmitter of my heart rate monitor this morning, and testing has proven that it's now destroyed. Does anyone know if you can just get the transmitter part, and if so, where?
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Try www.roadrunnersports.com. Call them. They're extremely helpful.
Or here: http://www.nashbar.com/profile.cfm?c...eid=&pagename=
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 08-11-2004 at 04:56 PM..
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08-11-2004, 04:53 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Everybody thinks I'm mostly correct about this.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You are effectively saying that women are always cognizant of, or to a certain degree, afraid of, being assaulted or pressured during any sexual or flirtatious encounter.
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I don't think that's what he is saying. I think he's saying we're not cognizant of it all the time because we've learned to deal with it and it's in our subconscious, but we can bring those tools forth from our subconscious if we need to. I don't know whether I agree with him, but I think that's what he's saying - at least that is how I read his response to my post.
I think if he was saying that TO feels like a woman, then TO would know how to deal with the situation. I think what Atticus is saying is that TO is not like a woman because he hasn't picked up the tools to deal with sexual fear during his life.
Correct me if I am wrong, Atticus.
I think its a probably combination of gross-out, fear and ignorance myself that makes someone homophobic.
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08-11-2004, 04:55 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Heart rate monitor redux
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Well duh, your dog's ass.
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Barring that, call the company. They usually sell parts like that.
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08-11-2004, 04:56 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Everybody thinks I'm mostly correct about this.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Right. I'm sure if he* was on "Best Sports Show Period" with one of the queer eye guys he wouldn't be bugged, and could sit and joke. What bugged him was that someone who effectively had the same armor against being faggy that he has, turns out was a fag. That and worrying if other guys were checking him out in the shower, now that he knows there is a decent chance another fag or two is in the locker room.
*of course all these go with the caveat of a generalized jock, i personally do not know the man.
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Just a request here. The term "fag" or "faggot" bugs me. Please consider not using it. Its etymology is not pretty.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-11-2004, 04:58 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Well then, what about Jeff Garcia?
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And he might get you a Purple Heart (or 3) for that wounded ass, to boot!!!
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That's more than I ever got from you. Not counting the euphemism that was taken care of at the clinic.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-11-2004, 04:58 PM
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Everybody thinks I'm mostly correct about this.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You did tell your mom no one else was wearing knickers, didn't you?
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I found it was the floppy bow tie and wide-brimmed boater hat that set them off most often. Oh dear! How dreadful!
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