Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Want Atti to shame him? Watch me maim 'em
My posts are white hot and I flame 'em
With some Kafka-style rhymes and a flamewar designed
To make him rewind, and remind of the time
He's mine . . . just scope
An' don't nobody quote him 'cuz I'ma get dope
Credibility as shot up as a patentgreedy shill
And this time I shoot to kill
Midwestern socker at a paralegal's rate
Now you're just a blip drip on my tip, too late
So FB people kick your feet up, I'm about to heat up
Motown's hungry for a mouthful, now it's time to eat up
West Coast gonna chew you, 'cuz I knew you
Was postin' whack junk, punk, now I'ma do you
The way you should be done, call you my son
Make you say 'Atti, I don't want none'
I've had enough of the Patch actin' tough
You huff, puff, grab your stuff --- you Hilary Duff-listenin' puff
Call a rhyming duel, but you don't wanna throw it
Want an LWK duel, now you blow it
You just a Gilligan maniac, I'm the brainiac
I come back with an Amsterdamned attack
Your posts are weak-wack, can't hack the PB wank?
You need to skulk back to the drawing board Hank...
Chinaksi, I'm a demolisher
You get paid to be a Grinch-dick polisher
I'ma knock the way you sock, get off my jock
There's no way I'm chowing box, let's go...

Let's Go!

let's go? allez!

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

talking shit's fine when it's once in a while
stops you from whining maybe makes some peeps smile
But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
spewing and spewing all day long
you sound like fringey does

Oompa loompa doompety da
if you are friendly you will go far
You can have friends too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

what! we ain't playn, you just been playd