Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Dave
What do you do when someone steals your digital camera loaded with closeups of a cat's ass? Why, you write an open letter about it, of course

I think wanker would fuck that ass.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
but I'm not sure that I give very good blow-jobs, even though I did study Thurgreed's handy guide.

You know, there are easy ways to find out....

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Adder
You know, there are easy ways to find out....

So if she were to blow you, you would give an honest critique? How many guys ever criticize a blow job to the giver? I'm thinking very very few.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://comingsoon.net/news.php?id=6547

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Definitive List of Funny Brooks Movies
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Definitive List of Funny Brooks Movies
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein

Dissent. I would add History of the World to the list merely because of Harvey Korman's priceless "don't get saucy with me, Bernaise" line. But there is so much more.

I do agree that Blazing Saddles tops the list.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So if she were to blow you, you would give an honest critique? How many guys ever criticize a blow job to the giver? I'm thinking very very few.

How else will they learn they're doing it wrong?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Definitive List of Funny Brooks Movies
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein

History of the World, Part I.

Thurgreed(The eunuch scene alone was worth the price of admission)Marshall

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So if she were to blow you, you would give an honest critique? How many guys ever criticize a blow job to the giver? I'm thinking very very few.

Time for Part 17,968 of "Not Bob's Embarrassing Confessions"

• I ain't all that into blowjobs (uh, receiving them, that is. NTTAWW giving them, of course.)
• I found myself singing along with Bette Midler when "The Rose" came on the radio while I was channel surfing on the ride into work this morning.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Time for Part 17,968 of "Not Bob's Embarrassing Confessions"

• I ain't all that into blowjobs (uh, receiving them, that is. NTTAWW giving them, of course.)
• I found myself singing along with Bette Midler when "The Rose" came on the radio while I was channel surfing on the ride into work this morning.

two things:

1. Freak, nttawwt. And to answer your question of yesterday, yes, it was called the Molson Centre for a while.*

2. I was working out today and trying to do pullups while turning blue in the face. I guess I started humming subconsciously to distract myself from the pain, but I realized I was humming to Love is a Battlefield. What a waste of much needed energy.

*I swear I am already starting to go nuts from lack of hockey. I don't know how I'm going to get through this.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I guess I started humming subconsciously to distract myself from the pain, but I realized I was humming to Love is a Battlefield. What a waste of much needed energy.

It didn't help you realize that you are strong? Either way, no one can tell you you're wrong.

Thurgreed(Is that the one with the video where Benatar is the listless dancer for hire and the guy who manages to overact a sneer is her dance partner?)Marshall

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Time for Part 17,968 of "Not Bob's Embarrassing Confessions"

• I ain't all that into blowjobs (uh, receiving them, that is. NTTAWW giving them, of course.)
• I found myself singing along with Bette Midler when "The Rose" came on the radio while I was channel surfing on the ride into work this morning.

Wouldn't it have been easier to just say "I prefer giving blowjobs to receiving them". You disclaim interest in receipt, specify that there isn't anything wrong with giving them, and then offer knowledge of Bette Middler tunes to further support that you don't mind giving them.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Definitive List of Funny Brooks Movies
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein

I believe the funniness of all Mel Brooks movies is limited to those born before about 1965 - maybe 1970. They do not age well.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
Wouldn't it have been easier to just say "I prefer giving blowjobs to receiving them". You disclaim interest in receipt, specify that there isn't anything wrong with giving them, and then offer knowledge of Bette Middler tunes to further support that you don't mind giving them.

Did I forget to mention that I am going to the annual Help Me, Wanda costume party dressed as the Indian from the Village People? I lost a bet, and so I don't get to be the cop this year.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yeah, I went Run Lola Run and it looks HORRIBLE. I LOVE IT. I feel incognito/neat-o.

But it really does not look good.

"Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air."

http://members.tripod.com/~jonnykat/silvia.htm

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air."

Is that a NotBob quote?

TM