Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

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From The Defamer:

Recently fake-married pop star Britney Spears has dropped nearly $7 million dollars on a 9,000 square-foot Malibu dream house. It's unknown if the singer has moved in before a number of renovations are completed: The house's wet bar is being retrofitted so that Spears has cold Red Bull on tap, one of its beach-facing hot tubs will be filled with a self-replenishing supply of Cheetos, and a combination background-dancing studio/day care center for husband Kevin Federline and his children from a previous relationship is still under construction. (Plans to have the house's eight bathrooms replaced with public restrooms are still in the drafting stage.) These improvements should boost the house's resale value considerably once divorce proceedings begin in approximately seven months, shortly after the birth of their first child.