imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[bill killer]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Sick of Vegas? Ha. I am leaning towards Cabo. Sounds like you agree.

I just got back from Cabo. It was lovely. I wish I were there now.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I was in Vegas once during a Phish concert, and every Phishhead in Vegas decided to quintiple up in the hotel I was staying. Elevator rides were quite pungent.

I've been in a hotel where the Bears meeting was being held. Hoo-boy.


eta: for those who don't know, the Bears is an organization for large hairy men who are attracted to other large hairy men.

[bill killer]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I've been in a hotel where the Bears meeting was being held. Hoo-boy.

Trek convention (no, I was not an attendee). Not pungent, but weird.

[cheese grits]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Yeah but unlike her, your father wasn't running around trying to have women's pussies sewn shut.

That sounds kinky. Please elaborate.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by mmm3587
That's what you get for staying downtown or at the Stratosphere!

P.S. Related question - How does one score weed Vegas?

One should not. I think possession of any amount in Vegas is a felony.

A friend at my bachelor party found half a jurnt at a golf course, put it in his back pack for later, accidentally left the back pack at a table at the casino and when he went back to pick it up, security brought him in to a private room, where the police were waiting. Felony.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I've been in a hotel where the Bears meeting was being held. Hoo-boy.


eta: for those who don't know, the Bears is an organization for large hairy men who are attracted to other large hairy men.

I think DS' eyes have been burned enough. So, I retired everyone's favorite photo.

TM

[cheese grits]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I've been in a hotel where the Bears meeting was being held. Hoo-boy.


eta: for those who don't know, the Bears is an organization for large hairy men who are attracted to other large hairy men.

Yuck, that sounds unsexy. Please don't elaborate.

[cheese grits]

Originally posted by mmm3587
That's what you get for staying downtown or at the Stratosphere!

P.S. Related question - How does one score weed Vegas?

Ask the hookers, they can score you the good stuff, but be prepared to share your stash.

[SlaveNoMore]

bill killer
I just got back from Cabo. It was lovely. I wish I were there now.

Did you see a guy wearing nothing but socks?

[Jack Manfred]

I've been to Catalina before, and I wouldn't go in February. I didn't remember that there was much to do there. Wait for April.

My pick would be Vegas, but then again, I've never been to a Mexican resort.

I've stayed in a hotel that was hosting some kind of swingers convention in the conference rooms. If I was a plaintiff's lawyer, I'd sue for not being notified. The hotel was populated with oodles of really creepy people, like you see on the disappointing Real Sex segments, only it was real life.

"Yes, sir, we do have a room available, only you should know that you'll be on an 'Otter' floor and that the 'Bear' floor will be above you."
"Um, thanks. I think I'll forego the hotel rewards points and choose another hotel."

[evenodds]

Go to Mexico. I've heard great things about both Cabo and Playa del Carmen for long weekends.

I used to stay at the Intercontinental in Houston, which was frequented by rappers. So, while there was never a rap convention, the hotel was much more lenient about their weed policy than the fascists in Vegas.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
She had her own room and showered. She was not a hoi polloi phishie.

Excuse me, people. They are not called Phishheads, or Phishters, or even Phishies. They are known as Phishermen. Get it right.

[SlaveNoMore]

Pretty Little Flower
Excuse me, people. They are not called Phishheads, or Phishters, or even Phishies. They are known as Phishermen. Get it right.

Not true. They are now known as String Cheeseheads.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Not true. They are now known as String Cheeseheads.

Wrong again, hippie boy. They are known as String Cheese Incidentals.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Excuse me, people. They are not called Phishheads, or Phishters, or even Phishies. They are known as Phishermen. Get it right.

rp would be a phisherMAN?

I am sticking with phishies.