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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was a long time lurker and I remember Sebby talking about kissing a bar pick up who starting licking his ass a few minutes later. He thought he'd be okay if he didn't kiss her anymore. Someone explained unless his was her first ass he'd already been sucking at fecal bacteria, and someone else's at that. you can't clean that off. Maybe once he realized that, using one razor for both was like---ehhhh.
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It was like, a half hour after I got her home.
Dude, I did NOT kiss her after she ate my ass. But would i be lying if I said I never kissed her? Of course I would. But not the evening after she did the ass eating.
And to you I say "whatever..." Like you never drunkenly kissed a girl who'd just given you a hummer. We've all been snowballed, and every woman I've ever performed connilingus on has tasted her pubes. I can help getting the damn things caught in my teeth.
Perhaps I should've dated more strippers. Perhaps I should have dated any strippers. Fuck, what was my point? Oh, your wife knows what her pubes taste like. Thats what made that episode of Curb so great. It worked on so many levels.
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