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06-14-2005, 10:48 AM
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#781
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Not Bob killed the board!
That selfish bastard!
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06-14-2005, 11:13 AM
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#782
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Flounder at Last
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Past
Posts: 48
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I Weep
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Originally posted by lo-berry
While my official entree to this board was preceded by my reading of the preceeding 118,000 plus posts, I am confused as to the length and breadth of the Slave-Paigow love-fest and what caused things to fall apart.
Could someone help a wannabe-more-than-a-newbie with the 4-1-1?!??!
eta: lol
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Actually, I'm all in favor of a full-blown GA (weekend) nite out. The problem is that the "outing" potential is all too great.
As we are all aware from the articles in NYLJ, Calilaw, etc., these Boards are monitored closely by the media. The last thing we would need is some direputable reporter showing up at the bar of our choosing and start naming names.
I'm sure a small gathering could be organized discreetly in the not-to-distant future, but it would have to be done via e-mail off the Board, and even then there would be a slight risk. That could be alleviated somewhat if people refrain from using their own names.
If anyone is interested in this type of proposal, send me an e-mail and we can discuss further.
Gr8(Back to wooing the Princess - who hasn't called me back yet)testHitS(lave) |
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06-14-2005, 11:22 AM
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#783
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 23
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I Weep
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Originally posted by lo-berry
While my official entree to this board was preceded by my reading of the preceeding 118,000 plus posts
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You should have PMed me.
Having written nearly 2/3s of those posts myself (NTTAWWT), I could have given you the Cliff Notes version. |
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06-14-2005, 11:24 AM
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#784
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Heh. (spree: activist group, no nudity, maybe some scientology)
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-14-2005, 11:37 AM
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#785
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Underrated things
A pro pos of nothing, here's a list of underrated things:
Sex in the morning
The works of Redman, especially in the mid '90s
Stefan Edberg
VH1's Bands on the Run
M.O.P.
Having good kick and punt cover teams
The song "The Majesty of Rock" by Spinal Tap
Good middle relief (real life and fantasy league both)
Showbiz/Sports Kids Moms and Dads
Men at Work's ability to begin and end a song with a bang.
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06-14-2005, 11:40 AM
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#786
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Underrated things
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
A pro pos of nothing, here's a list of underrated things:
Sex in the morning
The works of Redman, especially in the mid '90s
Stefan Edberg
VH1's Bands on the Run
M.O.P.
Having good kick and punt cover teams
The song "The Majesty of Rock" by Spinal Tap
Good middle relief (real life and fantasy league both)
Showbiz/Sports Kids Moms and Dads
Men at Work's ability to begin and end a song with a bang.
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I do not underrate sex in the morning.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-14-2005, 11:45 AM
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#787
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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I Weep
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
(I favor a Plattsburgh, myself, when I'm tying one on.)
Gotta agree with that.
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Wrists and ankles, or neck?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-14-2005, 11:48 AM
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#788
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Underrated things
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
A pro pos of nothing, here's a list of underrated things:
Sex in the morning
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underrated by whom?
You know what is good - frozen bananas. Yummy. |
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06-14-2005, 11:50 AM
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#789
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Underrated things
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
A pro pos of nothing, here's a list of underrated things:
Sex in the morning
The works of Redman, especially in the mid '90s
Stefan Edberg
VH1's Bands on the Run
M.O.P.
Having good kick and punt cover teams
The song "The Majesty of Rock" by Spinal Tap
Good middle relief (real life and fantasy league both)
Showbiz/Sports Kids Moms and Dads
Men at Work's ability to begin and end a song with a bang.
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Down Under fades out. I could never make it to the end of Who Can It Be Now, so I'll have to take your word for it. Did they have other songs?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-14-2005, 12:10 PM
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#790
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by ironweed
*ETA: San Francisco, and I see "no charges yet."
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Remember, SF has a fairly decent track record with prosecuting dog mauling* cases. They're probably searching her AOL account for boudoir shots with the dog to really seal the deal.
*Isn't this really more appropriately called a "boy mauling"? Timmy input requested. |
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06-14-2005, 12:10 PM
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#791
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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It sounds like my secretary is moonlighting
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Originally posted by Not Bob
From overheard at the office (I know, but this one made me laugh a lot)
June 13, 2005
A Sharpie for the None Too Sharp
Suit: Do you have what I call a "sharpie"?
Secretary: ...what you call a sharpie?
Suit: Yes.
Secretary: ...you and no one else?
Suit: It's like a, a felt-tipped pen.
Secretary: Oh, I know what it is.
Suit: Well, most people don't know what it's called.
Secretary: You're kidding, right? It says it right on the pen.
Suit: Well, do you have one?
Secretary: Yes. Yes, I do. I keep it here in what I call my "drawer".
795 Spring Street
San Francisco, California
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Terrell will be heartbroken that he's been forgotten so soon. |
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06-14-2005, 12:47 PM
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#792
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Remember, SF has a fairly decent track record with prosecuting dog mauling* cases. They're probably searching her AOL account for boudoir shots with the dog to really seal the deal.
*Isn't this really more appropriately called a "boy mauling"? Timmy input requested.
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You are missing the all-important hyphen. By inserting the hyphen ("dog-mauling"), we make it clear that it was mauling by a dog, not mauling of a dog.
(I'm just making this up, so it's probably wrong. But the real Timmys appear to be asleep at the switch, so....) |
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06-14-2005, 12:48 PM
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#794
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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It sounds like my secretary is moonlighting
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
From overheard at the office (I know, but this one made me laugh a lot)
June 13, 2005
A Sharpie for the None Too Sharp
Suit: Do you have what I call a "sharpie"?
Secretary: ...what you call a sharpie?
Suit: Yes.
Secretary: ...you and no one else?
Suit: It's like a, a felt-tipped pen.
Secretary: Oh, I know what it is.
Suit: Well, most people don't know what it's called.
Secretary: You're kidding, right? It says it right on the pen.
Suit: Well, do you have one?
Secretary: Yes. Yes, I do. I keep it here in what I call my "drawer".
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Suit: I bet that made you feel good. Next time, just give me the fucking pen or get what I call "a new job".
Last edited by Sidd Finch; 06-14-2005 at 12:51 PM..
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06-14-2005, 12:53 PM
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#795
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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To the good people at coca cola
You are morons.
I was already addicted. You didn't need to do anything further. It was bad enough when you started making diet flavored drinks (lemon and lime, especially, taste terrible, though vanilla isn't anything to brag about) that were similarly packaged as your addictive as hell diet coke product.
But now I have to navigate the diet coke with splenda, and whatever the fuck this Coke zero thing is that is currently in my office.
I just want diet coke. I don't want you to fuck with it. I don't want you to "improve" upon it. I don't want you to try and mess with a good thing. I don't need new flavors. I don't need it to taste like your coca cola product.
Remember what happened when you tried to introduce "new" coke in the 80s? Same shit. Leave it alone, and let it be easy for me to purchase diet coke.
Signed,
A pissed off addict who can't get her fix with this crap
Dear CVS,
Stop carrying the other shit. You're just encouraging them and confusing me.
Signed,
Back to Walgreens
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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