Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre - Page 84

bold_n_brazen · 06-16-2005, 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Actually, wisdom teeth are sometimes described as an example of a "vestigial" trait that may be disappearing from our species via evolution, although there are others that argue that recent changes to softer diets requiring less use of the teeth can be the source of third molars becoming useless and problematic in many humans. Alternately, it is possible that wisdom teeth were useful when it was common for humans to have lost several teeth to decay by the age when they appear.

When I find you, I am going to kill you.

But first, I'm going to remove your wisdom teeth. And turn them into earrings.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-16-2005, 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wow. Thank you both for taking a thread about oral sex that was already boring and making it even duller.

I find oral sex a boring topic. I know women dig it. I do it. I don't mind it. But I think fucking is so much more interesting. Really, there's only so much one can say about licking. I could post about my technique, but its probably the standard technique most follow. There are only so many ways to wiggle a tongue. Its like guys discussing blow jobs. Do I need to poll my male friends to determine their feelings on blow jobs?

bold_n_brazen · 06-16-2005, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I find oral sex a boring topic. I know women dig it. I do it. I don't mind it. But I think fucking is so much more interesting. Really, there's only so much one can say about licking. I could post about my technique, but its probably the standard technique most follow. There are only so many ways to wiggle a tongue. Its like guys discussing blow jobs. Do I need to poll my male friends to determine their feelings on blow jobs?

And yet, someone wrote a book about it.

Buy it through the Amazon link. Support Lawtalkers.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-16-2005, 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And yet, someone wrote a book about it.

Buy it through the Amazon link. Support Lawtalkers.

Anyone read Nick Hornby's new one yet?

greatwhitenorthchick · 06-16-2005, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I find oral sex a boring topic. I know women dig it. I do it. I don't mind it. But I think fucking is so much more interesting. Really, there's only so much one can say about licking. I could post about my technique, but its probably the standard technique most follow. There are only so many ways to wiggle a tongue. Its like guys discussing blow jobs. Do I need to poll my male friends to determine their feelings on blow jobs?

There are a multitude of books on the subject - for women and men.

Daily meditation got rid of my TMJ, sebby, and now it never hurts giving a blowjob. I know you're not into that stuff, but I'm just saying.

mmm3587 · 06-16-2005, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Really, there's only so much one can say about licking. I could post about my technique, but its probably the standard technique most follow. There are only so many ways to wiggle a tongue.

I can see why your wife is fucking MR or str8 or whoever she is.

mmm3587 · 06-16-2005, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Anyone read Nick Hornby's new one yet?

No, but I've been listening to a lot of Elliot Smith.

lookingformarket · 06-16-2005, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There are a multitude of books on the subject - for women and men.

Daily meditation got rid of my TMJ, sebby, and now it never hurts giving a blowjob. I know you're not into that stuff, but I'm just saying.

He may not be into meditation, but he also might be willing to look past that if it would allow him to give a pain-free blowjob.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-16-2005, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There are a multitude of books on the subject - for women and men.

Daily meditation got rid of my TMJ, sebby, and now it never hurts giving a blowjob. I know you're not into that stuff, but I'm just saying.

True. But there are multiple books put out every year talking about how to make the perfect martini, or analyzing Canterbury Tales. Some topics ccan only fuel so much ink on paper. Oral sex is one of them. The tongue and the genitals can onlyy be manipulated in so many ways... Wikipedia probably nails the subject adequately.

Why do people insist on using plants as images representative of female genitalia. Yes, there is a resemblance, but a fucking peach? Peaches are tasty, but they're not sexy. Georgia O'Keefe should be punished for ruining the art world's view of what images should be used to convey female sexuality. Dig her up and throw her bones in the Hudson.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-16-2005, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
When I find you, I am going to kill you.

But first, I'm going to remove your wisdom teeth. And turn them into earrings.

Well, then, watch Triumph with Jacko fans:

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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 06-16-2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
True. But there are multiple books put out every year talking about how to make the perfect martini, or analyzing Canterbury Tales. Some topics ccan only fuel so much ink on paper. Oral sex is one of them. The tongue and the genitals can onlyy be manipulated in so many ways... Wikipedia probably nails the subject adequately.

Why do people insist on using plants as images representative of female genitalia. Yes, there is a resemblance, but a fucking peach? Peaches are tasty, but they're not sexy. Georgia O'Keefe should be punished for ruining the art world's view of what images should be used to convey female sexuality. Dig her up and throw her bones in the Hudson.

I could eat a peach for hours.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-16-2005, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes, there is a resemblance, but a fucking peach? Peaches are tasty, but they're not sexy.

Well, you do usually have to wipe your face after eating a peach...

greatwhitenorthchick · 06-16-2005, 10:23 AM

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I could eat a peach for hours.

Is that what Eat a Peach is referring to? I had no idea.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-16-2005, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I could eat a peach for hours.

I'm on the Atkins.

Not Bob · 06-16-2005, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
True. But there are multiple books put out every year talking about how to make the perfect martini, or analyzing Canterbury Tales. Some topics ccan only fuel so much ink on paper. Oral sex is one of them. The tongue and the genitals can onlyy be manipulated in so many ways... Wikipedia probably nails the subject adequately.

Thank goodness that "Sebby's Ennui" is not one of those topics.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do people insist on using plants as images representative of female genitalia. Yes, there is a resemblance, but a fucking peach? Peaches are tasty, but they're not sexy. Georgia O'Keefe should be punished for ruining the art world's view of what images should be used to convey female sexuality. Dig her up and throw her bones in the Hudson.

Exactly. Rare roast beef is a much better image.