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06-16-2005, 01:14 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
He walked right into that one.
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Well, in fairness, Yao is like what, 7'4"?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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06-16-2005, 01:17 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
raouaouaouaoal, if you think there are more variations on sticking your dick in someone than there are in what you can do with your mouth and a hand, you are far, far, far stupider than I have ever thought. And that's saying something.
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I can palm a basketball. Trust me. I have used my fingers in every imaginable way. I know every inch of the canoe and I've tickled the little man in every conceivable direction. One can always learn, but I'm confident I have a graduate degree with honors on the topic. And I say its a limited area of expertise.
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06-16-2005, 01:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can palm a basketball. Trust me. I have used my fingers in every imaginable way. I know every inch of the canoe and I've tickled the little man in every conceivable direction. One can always learn, but I'm confident I have a graduate degree with honors on the topic. And I say its a limited area of expertise.
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And I say, you are probably not that great at it (as previously discussed) so it's better that you just don't go there.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-16-2005, 01:21 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's not nice to respond with sarcasm to a perfectly good compliment. You should talk to Hank about this.
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I wasn't being sarcastic. I thought you were being sweet -- unlike that bitch RT, who seems to think she can criticize my pussy-eating skills.
You must be the anti-Spanky -- unable to accept anything at face value. And suggesting that I talk to Hank about anything is just plain mean.
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06-16-2005, 01:25 PM
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#1310
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You think you could live on a boat, but you get bored while giving oral? Somehow, you got stuck on Playboy and never moved on to Penthouse. Vaginas are beautiful and fascinating. If I were a half female crab, I'd have a claw in my cooter all day long.
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Give em an inch...
If I had tits and a cooter, I'd never leave the house. To be able to masturbate in my office is a power I can't even conceive.
I enjoy the vulva (the vagina is but one part of the entire package). I like looking at them. But like the penis, it seems to be to be some sort of cruel joke on the part of God. Ergonomically, aesthetically, genitals are a disaster. Next time you're about to drill Ms. Shifter, take a gander at yourself sporting full wood in a full length mirror. That shit doesn't look like it was designed by anyone in his right mind.
Tits, asses and womens legs, however, convince me there is some sort of spirit in the sky.
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06-16-2005, 01:27 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Give em an inch...
If I had tits and a cooter, I'd never leave the house. To be able to masturbate in my office is a power I can't even conceive.
I enjoy the vulva (the vagina is but one part of the entire package). I like looking at them. But like the penis, it seems to be to be some sort of cruel joke on the part of God. Ergonomically, aesthetically, genitals are a disaster. Next time you're about to drill Ms. Shifter, take a gander at yourself sporting full wood in a full length mirror. That shit doesn't look like it was designed by anyone in his right mind.
Tits, asses and womens legs, however, convince me there is some sort of spirit in the sky.
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I have a beautiful cock. Perhaps you had an accident when you were young or something.
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06-16-2005, 01:35 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Well, in fairness, Yao is like what, 7'4"?
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On that frame, anything under a Hedgehog level crank would look puny.
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06-16-2005, 01:36 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Runaway Bride
I promise. This is the absolute final word on this woman. And I know I don't have to tell anyone not to watch this train wreck.
‘Runaway bride’ in deal to sell life story
District attorney irritated by Jennifer Wilbanks' reported deal
ATLANTA - Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks made a deal with a company that is pitching a movie about her life to networks — annoying officials who spent thousands of dollars searching for her.
“I am looking forward to developing the scripted project with Wilbanks and Mason,” company president Judith Regan said in a statement. “Theirs is an unexpected and compelling story of love and forgiveness that has certainly taught me a thing or two.”
In this picture, she looks a little manly.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 06-16-2005 at 01:41 PM..
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06-16-2005, 01:40 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Runaway Bride
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I promise. This is the absolute final word on this woman. And I know I don't have to tell anyone not to watch this train wreck.
‘Runaway bride’ in deal to sell life story
District attorney irritated by Jennifer Wilbanks' reported deal
ATLANTA - Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks made a deal with a company that is pitching a movie about her life to networks — annoying officials who spent thousands of dollars searching for her.
“I am looking forward to developing the scripted project with Wilbanks and Mason,” company president Judith Regan said in a statement. “Theirs is an unexpected and compelling story of love and forgiveness that has certainly taught me a thing or two.”
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Why didn't the DA think of this when drafting her plea deal?
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06-16-2005, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Runaway Bride
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why didn't the DA think of this when drafting her plea deal?
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He wasn't thinking.
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I'm really sort of disgusted by the whole thing," said Gwinnett County District Attorney Danny Porter. He lamented that anyone would pay "for what is just a silly story," but said Wilbanks had the legal right to make the deal. "I didn't want this to happen, but there was no way I could prevent it," he said.
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06-16-2005, 01:50 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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As if you needed further proof
"Tyson is crazy. He bit my nipple," McBride told the newspaper. "I didn't realize it at first but he had his teeth around it. I just felt a strange sensation and then realized what he'd done. He could not get up high enough to bite my ears — good job he wasn't a midget, otherwise he would have bitten something else."
"Tyson butted me, tried to break my arm," McBride told The Sun. "I screamed out in pain. He smashed my face with his forearm but I said to him, 'Is that all you have, Mike?' He was just so desperate to win but he is a (expletive) lunatic."
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06-16-2005, 01:50 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Give em an inch...
If I had tits and a cooter, I'd never leave the house. To be able to masturbate in my office is a power I can't even conceive.
I enjoy the vulva (the vagina is but one part of the entire package). I like looking at them. But like the penis, it seems to be to be some sort of cruel joke on the part of God. Ergonomically, aesthetically, genitals are a disaster. Next time you're about to drill Ms. Shifter, take a gander at yourself sporting full wood in a full length mirror. That shit doesn't look like it was designed by anyone in his right mind.
Tits, asses and womens legs, however, convince me there is some sort of spirit in the sky.
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I generally like penises and don't think they're unattractive. The sight of a penis has on more than one occassion actually turned me on.
I may be weird though.
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06-16-2005, 01:53 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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As if you needed further proof
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
"Tyson is crazy. He bit my nipple," McBride told the newspaper. "I didn't realize it at first but he had his teeth around it. I just felt a strange sensation and then realized what he'd done. He could not get up high enough to bite my ears — good job he wasn't a midget, otherwise he would have bitten something else."
"Tyson butted me, tried to break my arm," McBride told The Sun. "I screamed out in pain. He smashed my face with his forearm but I said to him, 'Is that all you have, Mike?' He was just so desperate to win but he is a (expletive) lunatic."
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I felt gipped on the $50 pay per view or whatever it was, i'm glad I didn't spring for the $700 seats. Course I didn't get the nipple shot on PPV...he's so pathetic.
I stood shoulder to shoulder with him in a Starbucks once...I was amazed at how little he is. I towered over him in my work heels. I wonder what he'll do now.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-16-2005, 02:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I generally like penises and don't think they're unattractive. The sight of a penis has on more than one occassion actually turned me on.
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In college, I was running naked with full wood past a mirror to get a condom (hey, I was excited, what can I say?) The sight was nothing short of hilarious. My god the bouncing. We are goofy looking w/boners.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-16-2005, 02:04 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
If she doesn't come up with about 3 different things you could do with your tongue in addition to your regular schtick, then she's not only lying to you, she's faking all her orgasms.
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