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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
The missionaries told the savages that they should have sex with the man on top, facing each other, because that was the way Jesus intended people to fuck.
I think the reasoning was that animals do it from behind, and of course the man should be in the superior position.
Why anyone would let a (supposedly) celibate priest tell them how to fuck is beyond me.
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Dude, if you get married in the Catholic Cult, they make you go to all sorts of meeting about fucking run by priests. Trust me.... I had to do it. When they had some disgusting slob and his hideous wife preach about the "rhythm method" form of birth control, it was all I could do not to stand up and start throwing chairs and screaming "What the fuck is the matter with you backward jackasses?"
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