Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Speaking of Catholics, this article on giving up masturbation is hysterical. I had no idea that there wasn't a support community for people trying to quit.



I wouldn't be of much help.

This killed me:

"All I have to look forward to is what will most likely be a quick, ham-fueled jerk-off session on Easter Sunday. And that seems fundamentally unjust."

Nothing is better than a sacred occasion jerk. You need to get the lead out on those solemn occasions (funerals, weddings, interviews, holidays), so you can cope level-headely with the horribly boring ceremonies you will attend.