Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Acceptable ways of saying "Whiff":

1. Whiff!
2. You, sir, are the Mayor of Whiffville.
3. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. But we have some lovely parting whiffs for you.
4. I think when you posted, you failed to realize that the poster to whom you replied was not being serious or literal about the substantive content of his or her post, and by treating the post seriously, you have made yourself to appear the fool.
5. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed whiffer is King.
6. This whiff sent such a shiver of ecstacy though my testicles, that the merest whisper will send my love anaconda into a violent explosion of semen, ejaculatory fluid, semi-coagulated blood, and sexually transmitted disease-related puss.

Pussy without the "y" is just puss.