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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why must the deli people give me straws with my bottles of water and coke? Who the fuck drinks either with a motherfucking straw after age five? I have a fucking collection of straws next to my desk now... Straws are for fountain sodas, not a 20 ounce coke or a bottle of fucking Pellegrino. What kind of person would demand a straw for such things?
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You should be fucking thankful that you have a deli -- a deli !! oh, a deli -- where the person gives you anything but the fucking drink, rather than making you go get your own drink, food, sugar, cream, napkin, straw, salt, pepper, condiments, bag, and bring it to them so they can do you the honor of charging you too much for it. You ingrate.
And I use straws. They make me feel like a kid again, plus, I spill when I try to drink straight out of the bottle.
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