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Originally posted by Spanky
No reason to be impolite. No excuse for bad manners.
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Pssst. Since you're new to the FB, I'll clue you in. When Fringey gets all pissy and mean to you, that's all just foreplay to her. She's telling you she really digs you and wants to get to know you, and this is the only way she know how to get your attention.
You have some competition for Fringey with Sebby, Wonk and Hank, but they're all old hat by now.
Your pal,
Flinty
p.s. She's not really fat in real life. Raar!