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So this weekend, I am at the Fillmore to catch my very favorite current live act, which tends to have a very devoted and very 420 friendly following. Friend I am with is a good friend of Someone Who is (Allegedly) Associated with the Fillmore. Who, by the way, is a very good person to know. ANyhoo, I say to this person, "you know, I feel like I have a better chance getting pinched for lighting up a cigarette than a joint in here". He demurs at first and then says "its just bc more people here smokoe pot than cigarettes". I say "That is clearly true, but doesn't really address my fear of smoking a cig in here". He says "well, security will pinch someone for smoking a cigarette but will not pinch someone for smoking pot. The ordinance doesnt say anything about smoking pot but does about cigarettes". So I say "does the ordiance say, no smoking cigarettes or tobacco, or just no smoking?" and he says "Just no smoking." SO I say "cant they get pot somking under that then? Though I guess its okay to shoot up pot or snort it".

So dont be paranoid, 420 people, you have clearance. Just leave the Marbies at home.