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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Tommy Lee reports to be really like botany.
"Of all the classes Lee took, the subject he really connected with was botany."
"I think I was a tree or something in a past life," the 42-year-old rocker told reporters recently, according to AP Radio. "I've always been attracted to nature.
Nature? Or the tutor?
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So I watched the last half of the Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson yesterday and I have a few observations:
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1. Tommy Lee = not funny; not good at reading teleprompter jokes; not good looking
2. Pam Anderson = funnier than expected
3. Pam Anderson's top = see-through
4. Pam Anderson's headlights = on
5. Comedy Central = no attempt to conceal Pam's nipples
6. Courtney Love = trainwreck
7. Funniest part = at end, when everyone stood up to clap after Pam Anderson's speech and Courtney Love fell down the steps on the dias and nearly flattened Pam Anderson (as if that is possible), followed by Pam shouting "Jesus Christ!" (I believe it was unscripted)