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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I got busted by my gf having sex with another chick in HS. That was no big deal. But the experience left a horrific image in my mind because a friend of mine who was having sex with a girl in another room alerted me that my gf had come in the front door of the apartment by exiting his gf and running down the hall to my room naked. I recall saying "Dude, what the fuck are you doing sporting wood in the hallway?!" His heart was in the right place, but man, was he fucking stupid. My gf and her friend turned on the hall lights and there was was, half hard, standing there like a dope. I locked the door and waited for the screaming. But I never got that nasty image out of my head. There's something so wrong about about a man sporting wood out in the open. Its just so disturbing.
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One summer I spent in DC during college I was living in a house in G-Town with 4 or 5 others plus friends who would periodically crash there. One hippie chick roommate was a waitress at some bar and would frequently bring home the flavour of the evening at the end of her shift. She also had a boyfriend who was a college football player at U/MD. One morning, late, 11, a group is hanging in the living room recovering from a late night, when the boyfriend walks in. Hippie chick is upstairs with guy from previous night. Boy friend goes up, screams, scurrying ensue and the next thing we know Mr. One Night Stand comes racing through living room, naked and at half mast and goes out the front door. Loud crash upstairs and ten seconds later boyfriend comes racing through the living room and out the front door in hot pursuit.
Good times.
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