Meh.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had the horrowshow of having my folks over to my place and discovering that my wife and I had left a tube of KY next to the bed.

My father laughed his ass off; my mother was clearly bent about being confronted with the issue.

The very worst, worst, worst thing I could imagine would be getting caught tcbing by your mom. A buddy of mine came home shitfaced in high school and went upstairs to work one out to porn. He passed out, lubriderm by his side, dick in his hand. He woke up to his mom gingerly trying to put a blanket over him without waking him.

I'd have to move out the next day.

Just curious, what particular thing to you use KY for? I know you aren't into the chocolate starfish thing, neither giving nor receiving (esp when drunk on budweiser nd fearng the beer shits or whateve ryou said)