Meh.

Hello Balt

I understand you have accused me of outing you. I also understand what things you claim I said about you. Might I suggest your check your fucking facts before making outrageous claims about me when I cannot defend myself? I did not know anyting about you, pre banging RT, except this (and yes I will put it in a laundry list, bc guess what, this shit aint outable)

1) You purportedly have martini glass chest hair. Do you go topeless at work? IS this outable?

2) You are married with kids.

3) You are one serioslyu grouchy and uptight mofo from the DC board who probably lives in Baltimore based solely on the moniker.


Thats it. A married grumpy hairy chested lawyer from Charm City. You're outed. Put your fucking shirt on and get a sense of humor and two of the three things I know about you are gone.

I use this info bc your allegation goes to an outing I did on Infirm. I now have some more up to date info (and now I really have some more up to date info that I didnt have a half hour ago) but I aint gonna post that. Bc thats not how I roll. I'm ethical and shit an dI hve never fucking outed anybody.

So either email me the post your bullshit claim making artist, or publicly retract your statement. We all know its all pretext for my having gotten on your nerves, anyway. I am waiting for your apology.