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11-10-2005, 05:30 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by dtb
A large grapefruit?!? I have never seen a nine-pound grapefruit.
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Does this visual help?
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11-10-2005, 05:34 PM
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#3542
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by spookyfish
As in good for you, you're not the one who has to carry the kid inside you for nine months, you lucky bastard, and good for you you don't have to push something the size of a large grapefruit out of something that starts out about the diameter of a quarter, good for you.
Must I point out the obvious?
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Starts out the diameter of a quarter? Does Sebby have exceptionally large sperm?
On that naming thing, I never had anyone make a negative comment about the name I thought I was going to go with at first. The closest I ever came to an expression of disapproval was when, the night the kid was born, I threw out a couple of unusual last-minute prospects to my best friend and her husband and got either a blank stare or a "that's interesting."
I also never had any strangers attempt to touch my belly. TM is right about one thing, though; I am absolutely swimming in one color of clothes for the baby. |
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11-10-2005, 05:34 PM
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#3543
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Thurgreed Marshall is a funny name.
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Some say Thrugreed is funnier.
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11-10-2005, 05:34 PM
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#3544
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Mrs. Wonk plans on having mine turned into a diamond. Any leftovers are going to be buried in my bbq pit.
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Remind me not to eat the veggie burgers off your grill.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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11-10-2005, 05:39 PM
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#3545
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Remind me not to eat the veggie burgers off your grill.
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Good call. I'd stick to the horse skewers if I were you.
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11-10-2005, 05:39 PM
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#3546
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
eta: is it still cool to use the "cooter"[*] nickname now that she-whose-name-i-dareth-not-utter is gone?
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as cool as it ever was.
*someone other than me, Coltrane or Sebby perhaps, first used that term here. |
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11-10-2005, 05:47 PM
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#3547
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
as cool as it ever was.
*someone other than me, Coltrane or Sebby perhaps, first used that term here.
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I invented the restaurant.
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11-10-2005, 05:48 PM
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#3548
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I invented the restaurant.
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Until recently you had to share credit. |
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11-10-2005, 05:48 PM
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#3549
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Starts out the diameter of a quarter? Does Sebby have exceptionally large sperm?
On that naming thing, I never had anyone make a negative comment about the name I thought I was going to go with at first. The closest I ever came to an expression of disapproval was when, the night the kid was born, I threw out a couple of unusual last-minute prospects to my best friend and her husband and got either a blank stare or a "that's interesting."
I also never had any strangers attempt to touch my belly. TM is right about one thing, though; I am absolutely swimming in one color of clothes for the baby.
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If you see baby pictures of Pretty Little Flower he has all these part-blue part-pink outfits. It wasn't until he was about two when his parents picked a gender for raising him.
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11-10-2005, 05:49 PM
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#3550
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,121
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Some say Thrugreed is funnier.
TM
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One said Targreed was.
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11-10-2005, 05:49 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
TM
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Why do you sign all your posts? Can I bring back the parenthetical?
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11-10-2005, 05:50 PM
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#3552
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Does this visual help?
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Holy crap! That lemon's as big as a grapefruit!
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11-10-2005, 05:51 PM
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#3553
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
as cool as it ever was.
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Smashing. It was silly of me to even ask, classics never go out of style.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-10-2005, 05:51 PM
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#3554
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I invented the restaurant.
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I brought Cooter here. I still use it, which means you probably shouldn't.
My wife got her friends using it. I kinda dig it when they use it. Its dirty-cute.
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11-10-2005, 05:51 PM
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#3555
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you see baby pictures of Pretty Little Flower he has all these part-blue part-pink outfits. It wasn't until he was about two when his parents picked a gender for raising him.
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Which gender did they select? |
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