Meh. - Page 262

Hank Chinaski · 11-15-2005, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Totally. Almost as bad is when the guy on the spin bike next to you is straining and fussing away on a "hill," but you know he is faking it because you saw him sneakily lower the resistance at the beginning of the song. You're not fooling anyone, buddy!

Who looks to the side on a hill?

If you pick your bike location right, there should be an attractive pair of buttocks (whatever gender that means to you) straight in front of you, writhing and flexing through the strain of the hill tension.

Or are you one of these guys so proud of his own behind he rides in the front row? Catcher?

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-15-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I cannot imagine what it would take to get me to go to this.

An unlimited supply of blowjobs?

My boyfriend is going to see it with me and that is what he is getting. It's win/win.

But you already knew that.

Hank Chinaski · 11-15-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What the hell does this mean?

Ironweed displays the score of his favorite soccer team, Celtic, as his sig line. Recently he started adding the name of the goal scorer, as well as the time (of the 90 minute game).

Currently his sig line reads og, which means "own goal" in soccer. An "own goal" is when you fuck up and cause the ball to go in your own goal. Flower and Ironweed were discussing whether it is appropriate for the time of such a mis-step to be included in a game line score. Why Ironhead couldn't explain this like I have is beyond me. With proponents like these, does anyone wonder how the game could still be so unpopular?

bold_n_brazen · 11-15-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wow! What a finish!

Really, after what happened with San Diego, can your really complain about this?

Yes, I can. And believe me, you don't want to hear that...

dtb · 11-15-2005, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
An unlimited supply of blowjobs?

My boyfriend is going to see it with me and that is what he is getting. It's win/win.

But you already knew that.

I thought he already had that. I think maybe you need to hire a negotiator on your behalf. This could have been GOLD, baby!

J. Fred Muggs · 11-15-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
An unlimited supply of blowjobs?

My boyfriend is going to see it with me and that is what he is getting. It's win/win.

But you already knew that.

The marginal blowjob utility of your boyfriend's attendance at that movie is zero. He has the unlimited supply already and you don't seem the type who would pull a "I'm not going to blow you again unless you see this movie".

Shape Shifter · 11-15-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I thought he already had that. I think maybe you need to hire a negotiator on your behalf. This could have been GOLD, baby!

I can't wait to see it.

Is this movie about the homosexual civil rights movement?

dtb · 11-15-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is this movie about the homosexual civil rights movement?

You can read that into it if that makes it easier.

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-15-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
The marginal blowjob utility of your boyfriend's attendance at that movie is zero. He has the unlimited supply already and you don't seem the type who would pull a "I'm not going to blow you again unless you see this movie".

right. He's a sucker! hahaha. This is why he can't win against my shrewd negotiating skills.

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-15-2005, 01:26 PM

Alfred E. Hankman was making me laugh. Please switch it back. Many thanks.

eta thanks

taxwonk · 11-15-2005, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Given her drunken admissions over Christmas last year about an unusal sexual act that she's participated in, I'm betting she probably would pee on her paramours. After finding out about her participation in the unusual sex act, we stopped asking about her sex life.

I don't think that [sister number 1] has recovered from the shock of discovering that [sister number 2] once [parcipiated in unusual sex act]. She was struck dumb, if you can believe that.

Sister 2 is one of the Salad Sisters?

Not Bob · 11-15-2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I can't wait to see it.

Is this movie about the homosexual civil rights movement?

Yes, albeit from a lesbian perspective. When Darcy tells Liz "you had me at hello" [sniff] . . . I'm sorry. I can't go on.

taxwonk · 11-15-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Who talks about fisting with their siblings (other than in abstract terms)? Sounds about as common practice to me as sharing blowjob tips with Mom*

*Haven't done that either.

So then you've just been taking Dad's word for it that you're better than her all these years?

J. Fred Muggs · 11-15-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
So then you've just been taking Dad's word for it that you're better than her all these years?

When you need bus fare, you need bus fare. I could do without him saying "put a finger in my 3rd hole like Wonk does" but you get what you get.

FYI, tell your mom to shave closer next time I hate getting beard burn from her tossing my salad.

J. Fred Muggs · 11-15-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
When you need bus fare, you need bus fare. I could do without him saying "put a finger in my 3rd hole like Wonk does" but you get what you get.

FYI, tell your mom to shave closer next time I hate getting beard burn from her tossing my salad.

Christ, we sound like Statler and Waldorf.