Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards - Page 81

ltl/fb · 07-11-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I only had the serendipity once, and I was so drunk I passed out during the act. I still think about her, whatever her name was... I wonder if she remembers me?

What?

They didn't have to be drunk. I did.

NotFromHere · 07-11-2006, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
AoN, older brother Not Nick used to blast the Queen soundtrack on the 8-track player of his Camaro in the Podunkville High parking lot every morning to impress the cheerleaders.

HUge error on his part - he should have used Bad Company - Runnin' with the Pack. Or Led Zepplin.

And I have no idea what movie y'all are talking about. But I do know the WKRP reference.

ltl/fb · 07-11-2006, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It is just so great to hang out with kids my own age who understand these important pop culture references. A few weekends ago, I was at a wedding and turkey was being served (i know - who serves turkey at a wedding), but I said "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" and no one at the table (all late 20's and maybe one or two 30-year olds) knew what I was talking about. Good thing I was not too drunk or I would have acted out the whole thing, complete with Les spelling out the banner "Happy...... Thanksgiving....... from .....W......K......R......"

It was a sad moment for me. They didn't know that Herb Tarlek matched his belt to his shoes.

I get it.

ETA but I'm not getting the Flash or whatever thing y'all are talking about. So put me in with NFH on that one.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-11-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Bad Company

Great call. Podunkvilles love Bad Company.

Hank Chinaski · 07-11-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

I made a mistake- the fighting skeletons are from Jason and the Argonauts- the only movie really close to CotTs in coolness-
when Jason turns the bolt in the giant robot's ankle to let all the oil out- coolest moment ever.

And Loni anderson was pretty skanky- objectively, and everyone should recognize this at least once you get past 13. So what's with Burt Reynolds and the guy who cast her in WKRP?

NotFromHere · 07-11-2006, 02:42 PM

OK, so this headline is misleading.

Miller has signed a one-game contract to play for the Nashua Pride of the independent CanAm League. ESPN reported that the team will donate at least $5,000 from ticket sales from that game to Miller's Turtle Ridge Foundation, which will in turn give the money to the Lance Armstrong Foundation.

In a statement released by the team, Miller said "I have just started my foundation over the last several months, and to be able to play professional baseball and have my foundation in some small way help the Lance Armstrong Foundation in its fight against cancer, it's going to be an awesome day."

I thought that by saying professional baseball, they meant "professional baseball." Where I come from, they call that semi-pro or recreational. I mean, what's the definition? If they pay you a dollar or buy you a beer, is that professional baseball?

Not Bob · 07-11-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
HUge error on his part - he should have used Bad Company - Runnin' with the Pack. Or Led Zepplin.

And I have no idea what movie y'all are talking about. But I do know the WKRP reference.

(a) No, no, no -- it worked. The cheerleaders appreciated his highbrow taste.

(b) Flash Gordon. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080745/

edited to correct re line -- Klytus, not Titus. Not Bob regrets the error.

ltl/fb · 07-11-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I made a mistake- the fighting skeletons are from Jason and the Argonauts- the only movie really close to CotTs in coolness-
when Jason turns the bolt in the giant robot's ankle to let all the oil out- coolest moment ever.

And Loni anderson was pretty skanky- objectively, and everyone should recognize this at least once you get past 13. So what's with Burt Reynolds and the guy who cast her in WKRP?

SHE WAS NOT. That kind of hair was in style. And it was Cincinnati.

NotFromHere · 07-11-2006, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
(a) No, no, no -- it worked. The cheerleaders appreciated his highbrow taste.

Oh. You meant the male cheerleaders. Because the girls could not possibly have fallen for Queen.

Hank Chinaski · 07-11-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Where I come from, they call that semi-pro or recreational.

quelle coincidence! those are the two levels fringey has dated at.

Hank Chinaski · 07-11-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
SHE WAS NOT. That kind of hair was in style. And it was Cincinnati.

her boobs were too big and hung wrong, and you could really tell from her low tops.

ltl/fb · 07-11-2006, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
her boobs were too big and hung wrong, and you could really tell from her low tops.

TOO BIG?

Hank Chinaski · 07-11-2006, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
TOO BIG?

I mean too big because they hung wrong they must have been so heavy. they attached to her chest more like skin tags than breasts.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-11-2006, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I mean too big because they hung wrong they must have been so heavy. they attached to her chest more like skin tags than breats.

Dolly Parton was in style then, too.

ltl/fb · 07-11-2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I mean too big because they hung wrong they must have been so heavy. they attached to her chest more like skin tags than breasts.

I think they hung like natural ginormous breasts, instead of being weirdly perky like fake ginormous breasts, such as Pam Anderson's or that woman who married the old rich guy and had the big legal battle thingy.