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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm way past ogling. I just whip out my cock and slap the girl on the butt with it to get her to turn around so I can stare at her.
I keep my cock out after she turns around, b/c she may be ugly and I might have to cock tap another girl.
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Because I am juvenile, this made me LOL. Actually, I didn't so much laugh out loud as sort of exhale repeatedly while smiling. Anyway, I love the phrase "cock tap."
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