Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Fugee]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Hate to break it to the board but Mel will probably do better at the box office now. Passions of the Christ is the 10th most popular movie of all time. And it was in FUCKING ARAMAIC.

That doesn't mean anything unless he makes another Bible-based movie that will bring out droves of churchgoers.

[ABBAKiss]

Hello, my mysteriously realistic imaginary internet friends! It has been many moons since I have visited these parts. If there is anything of interest, fill me in. Otherwise, I need ideas for ways to make this THE. BEST. AUGUST. EVER.

I am already going skydiving later this month and I already got a new tattoo recently and I already do commandofridayandeveryotherwednesday. So I need options ASIDE from these obviously stellar items of totall funfillment.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Hello, my mysteriously realistic imaginary internet friends! It has been many moons since I have visited these parts. If there is anything of interest, fill me in. Otherwise, I need ideas for ways to make this THE. BEST. AUGUST. EVER.

I am already going skydiving later this month and I already got a new tattoo recently and I already do commandofridayandeveryotherwednesday. So I need options ASIDE from these obviously stellar items of totall funfillment.

Spend the last week of August seeing volcanos and lolling around the Big Island (Hawaii)? That is my plan, at least. Care to join?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Adder
Fuck that, you should hang out in Minnesota more.

I should. I like MN, especially in the summer. You guys should have paid for that new stadium long ago. And you also should have approved one with a retractable dome because it's fucking cold there.

Originally posted by Adder
And let's keep some perspective here. The Yanks spend three times the league average and the Sox twice (or at least that was the case last year, I am too lazy to look up this year's payroll).

I'm sick of this conversation. We pay a bunch in luxury taxes, which go directly in other teams' pockets instead of being reinvested into their clubs. And Steinbrenner isn't the richest owner in the league. Why don't some of the other billionaires put some of that extra money into their squads? Steinbrenner could easily pocket $100 million and put a lesser team on the field, but he spends his money on the team.

The Yankees are a successful team with a good product. No one said a damn thing when we outspent everyone in the 80s and went nowhere. What exactly is Steinbrenner supposed to do? Field a team using the league average payroll? If the Twins made the same amount of money what would you expect of your owner?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
I can see the upside for me and most of the greater New York metropolitan area...

I don't leave the city.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
* Like Thurgreed, who is already at TGI Friday's with his first Killian's Irish Red in a frosty mug.

I got screwed drafting a waiver that doesn't need to go out tonight. I can't leave until 5:00. Can you believe this shit?

TM

[patentparanyc]

I have that Puffy song "All about the benjamins" going through my head in a loop. I stayed late last night and today is en fuego. Is this a mental coping mechanism?

"Puffy hold it down for me baby"

[Hank Chinaski]

about 5 years ago I bought the Buzzcocks "French" which is a live CD, maybe from a French show? Anyways I listened to it 1/2 time then put it in my Sebby pile as something i don't like. But right now I'm listening to it because it came up on a shuffle thing- it's really good- you know the Buzzcocks do well with a little rougher edge.

Maybe i should give all those sebby bands another listen?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm like Clarence Carter:

"The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my'... WOO!"

I thought of Clarence Carter too, but the lyric I went to was

"Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love?
Have you ever made love just before breakfast?
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show?"

Off to iTunes now....

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I got screwed drafting a waiver that doesn't need to go out tonight. I can't leave until 5:00. Can you believe this shit?

TM

Consider your grievance filed with the GA union rep.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm afraid to shroom around the baby. Does that freak you out?

Nah, when they're that young they can't tell you're tripping. But take it from me, your wife might get a little nervous if she finds you standing over the crib and staring too long. Then you've got some 'splaining to do.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
Nah, when they're that young they can't tell you're tripping. But take it from me, your wife might get a little nervous if she finds you standing over the crib and staring too long. Then you've got some 'splaining to do.

your experiences and Sebby will be different as to "wife trusting dad with baby"- you keep refusing to acknowledge how much her finding out about your "college indiscretion" membership in NAMBLA shaped your early relationship with her.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Hello, my mysteriously realistic imaginary internet friends! It has been many moons since I have visited these parts. If there is anything of interest, fill me in.

I came back from retirement.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss

I am already going skydiving later this month and I already got a new tattoo recently and I already do commandofridayandeveryotherwednesday. So I need options ASIDE from these obviously stellar items of totall funfillment.

Naked skydiving?

[SlaveNoMore]

bold_n_brazen
I thought of Clarence Carter too, but the lyric I went to was

"Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love?
Have you ever made love just before breakfast?
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show?"

Off to iTunes now....

Thank you for the unnecessary Club Med flashback.

Aren't you on friggin vacation?????

[SlaveNoMore]

Penske_Account
I came back from retirement.

AYUH!!!

Naked skydiving?

I hope you lost at least 40 lbs bro.