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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That kind of stomach is not that hard to get. In fact, aside from being fishbelly white (sexy!!), my stomach looks like hers. It's not that hard to get. All you have to do is never have children, employ three personal trainers, and go to the gym every morning but Sunday. In other words, be out of your mind, but in a focused, exercise-specific way.

I do all these things, and my stomach does not look like hers.

Perhaps if I shave.