Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

blah blah blah

I run with a very attractive crowd, so this was probably inevitable.

A friend's daughter is in Playboy. Not the magazine, YET, just as one of what seem like dozens of "cyber girls."

I looked at the teaser page but did not pay to "sell the whole shoot."

I would never have impure thought relative to the girl, as I watched her grow up.

When i see the parents, my plan is to say that I have seen the teaser page.

I don't think it plausible that someone in the neighborhood would not have heard, and looked.

I'm not sure if i should say I didn't pay to see the shoot, as it might be a "protests too much" thing.

I think I will say, "she is pretty, she looks like ___- with no top on."

i think saying nothing could be seen as creepy.

Thoughts?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I run with a very attractive crowd, so this was probably inevitable.

A friend's daughter is in Playboy. Not the magazine, YET, just as one of what seem like dozens of "cyber girls."

I looked at the teaser page but did not pay to "sell the whole shoot."

I would never have impure thought relative to the girl, as I watched her grow up.

When i see the parents, my plan is to say that I have seen the teaser page.

I don't think it plausible that someone in the neighborhood would not have heard, and looked.

I'm not sure if i should say I didn't pay to see the shoot, as it might be a "protests too much" thing.

I think I will say, "she is pretty, she looks like ___- with no top on."

i think saying nothing could be seen as creepy.

Thoughts?

Just admit that you touched yourself to arousal while looking at her picture but that, out of respect, you clicked to a different girl to finish. If they know you even a little bit, it's the only way you can balance believable with respectful.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

I was home alone this morning with the nanny. Should I have done her?

Thanks in advance,

Coltrane

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

"Who the fuck does this?"

SFW if you don't scroll down

A well-built chick who needs some fast cash, tax-free? As to the guys eating it, I'll go out on a limb here and guess... Guys who can't or don't get laid very often?

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Thoughts?

This downturn's transformation of Michigan's economy is more profound than previously thought.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

A well-built chick who needs some fast cash, tax-free? As to the guys eating it, I'll go out on a limb here and guess... Guys who can't or don't get laid very often?

Do you think the same is true of guys who frequent strip clubs? Or is there something different about the naked sushi experience that attracts the unable-to-get-laid?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

This downturn's transformation of Michigan's economy is more profound than previously thought.

I need a pedicure.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Do you think the same is true of guys who frequent strip clubs? Or is there something different about the naked sushi experience that attracts the unable-to-get-laid?

in Japan a girl can get a job stripping immediately, but being a naked sushi plate requires a three year apprenticeship.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Do you think the same is true of guys who frequent strip clubs? Or is there something different about the naked sushi experience that attracts the unable-to-get-laid?

Not judging mind you, as I love porn as much as the next guy, but strip clubs? Why? Unless you're the dude who has sex with the stripper, you're paying what? $300-400 just to get cheap perfume ground into your pants?

"Hey, look! TITS! My knee pushed into a random cooter!"

Call me an old crank, but I just don't see the huge kick in it.

Strippers in the suite, now, that I can handle. You shell out the cash, the guys who are into it do their thing and you can laugh, get high, get liquored, etc... It's lower stress. You don't have that constant pressure of being forced to pay for the lap dance every couple minutes. You can opt-out and just enjoy the freak show.

As to the sushi thing, yellowtail tastes better off a sweaty stomach. Don't you know anything about fish?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

Aside from the Slave/Catrin wedding (yay! congrats!) what else is new around here?

By the way, ABBAKid has not been named Chlamydia Underpants Kiss (ChUK for short). She does, however, already enjoy kayaking and hates rude fats and people with poor grammar.

Congrats on the kid! It's divine, no? Wait till she starts throwing golf balls at the flat screen TV. Joy!

Seriously, congratulations and best wishes on everything.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

As to the sushi thing, yellowtail tastes better off a sweaty stomach. Don't you know anything about fish?

translation: my wife has me on the low sodium soy sauce.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Congrats on the kid!

Yes, congrats on the kid. Speaking of a kid, I have a hypothetical ethical dillema. Assume for the purposes of the hypothetical that I have a hypothetical wife and a hypothetical three and a half y.o. daughter.

On Sunday, my wife's sister finds a kitten. Maybe 4-7 mos. old. My wife's sister has cats and does not want them exposed to the kitten in case the kitten has Leukemia or whatever. So my wife, not thinking it through, agrees to keep the cat while her sister looks for the owner. Of course, my daughter immediately falls in love with the cat. We have to tell her repeatedly that we are looking for the real owner and when we find the real owner, we have to give the cat back. This is devastating to my daughter. When pressed by my daughter's repeated questioning, we admit that, if we cannot find the real owner, we can keep the cat.

My wife's sister drops the ball on looking for the owner, so on Monday, we contact the humane society, fill out paperwork at animal control, and put up posters in the neighborhood where the cat was found, which is a bit of a sketchy neighborhood. In the meantime, my daughter has become completely stressed out about this. Her first question every morning is if we got a call from the cat's owners during the night. If the cat disappears into the basement for a while, she asks if the owners have come to get it. This morning, she insisted that we had the cat long enough and that it was ours. I said we were still looking for the owners and we might have to give it back, and she started to cry.

This afternoon, my wife gets a call. "Uh, yeah, I'm calling about the cat. The kitty. My name's Rodney. Call me at _______." That's it. He did not sem particularly grateful or relieved, just kind of matter of fact. My wife calls me and asks what to do. I say to call him and, if it seems appropriate, you can mention that our daughter has become attached and we would be willing to keep the cat. So my wife calls and Rodney says he saw the poster and that it's his cat. He does not say much more than that, and my wife mentions that our daughter has become attached and if there is any reason he does not want the cat, we would keep it. He says he has become attached, too. My wife says, O.K., we'll bring him back. He says, O.K., but it is a "her," not a "him." My wife says, no, it is actually a boy. He says he looked "back there" but could not see much. My wife explains that, although small, there are definitely boy parts there. Then, he says: "Well, O.K. You can keep him. It is my gift to you and your daughter. My landlord said I could only have a girl cat because boy cats spray all over. But you should know how I got the cat. I have only had the cat a week. It just came running into my apartment from the street a week ago. I did not even know it was missing because I work so much, but someone put one of your flyers in my apartment. Anyway, you can take down the posters and keep the cat."

My wife thanked him profusely and then they hung up. Of course, there is probably some previous owner out there. And the way it went down with Rodney was definitely weird. What should we do? Keep looking for the prior owners? Take down the posters and assume the cat is ours? The humane society and animal control still have the cat's information, although nobody had reported him missing as of Monday. What if Rodney changes his mind?

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

cat essay

It's OK to keep it because this is free pussy, unlike at the strip club, or at least that is how I read Sebby's posts.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Yes, congrats on the kid. Speaking of a kid, I have a hypothetical ethical dillema

get rid of the cat and get a dog. I am sure the odds are you guys will raise a grounded young woman who will turn out fine, even if you keep the cat. Still, raising a girl with a cat instead of a dog you create the chance, even if 100 to 1, that she'll end up one these cat girls with 3 or 4 cats in her apartment. it's not worth the risk.

[1436]

Originally Posted by hank chinaski

get rid of the cat and get a dog. I am sure the odds are you guys will raise a grounded young woman who will turn out fine, even if you keep the cat. Still, raising a girl with a cat instead of a dog you create the chance, even if 100 to 1, that she'll end up one these cat girls with 3 or 4 cats in her apartment. It's not worth the risk.

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