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10-30-2008, 02:33 PM
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#961
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Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
It is quite the bummer when one makes an impulse purchase of a chocolate chip cookie at the coffee place around the corner (when one makes one's caffeine run a bit earlier than usual because one is falling asleep while watching video of an allegedly injured Piggly-Wiggly patron walking her dog around and around and around the block), and then one discovers -- at the much-anticipated first bite -- that one has actually purchased an oatmeal raisin cookie.
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Shulda had a black & white cookie. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate........If people would only look to the black & white cookie in this election season all of are problems would be solved.
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10-30-2008, 02:41 PM
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#962
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,570
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Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
It is quite the bummer when one makes an impulse purchase of a chocolate chip cookie at the coffee place around the corner (when one makes one's caffeine run a bit earlier than usual because one is falling asleep while watching video of an allegedly injured Piggly-Wiggly patron walking her dog around and around and around the block), and then one discovers -- at the much-anticipated first bite -- that one has actually purchased an oatmeal raisin cookie.
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That shit never happens to plaintiffs' lawyers. We open the cookie bag and find a bag of money. Or we bite into a rock in the cookie, which is the same thing.
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10-30-2008, 02:45 PM
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#963
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Facebook
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
that is better than "ex-boyfrind's name" how?
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The entry can have multiple numbers (at least on my phone) and you're much less likely to drunk-dial DO NOT ANSWER at 2 a.m. for the hook-up. And if you're so far gone as to not care which precise person you're making a booty call to, hopefully the whiskey dick will prevent you from sealing the deal.
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10-30-2008, 02:52 PM
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#964
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: Facebook
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
The entry can have multiple numbers (at least on my phone) and you're much less likely to drunk-dial DO NOT ANSWER at 2 a.m. for the hook-up. And if you're so far gone as to not care which precise person you're making a booty call to, hopefully the whiskey dick will prevent you from sealing the deal.
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Or whisky-vagina, as the case maye be.
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10-30-2008, 03:21 PM
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#965
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Re: Facebook
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Originally Posted by pernsky no account
Or whisky-vagina, as the case maye be.
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N/A for me, since I have no desire to fuck person in question AND he's married AND he lives in Chicago.
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10-30-2008, 03:23 PM
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
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Re: Facebook
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
N/A for me, since I have no desire to fuck person in question AND he's married AND he lives in Chicago.
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You dated Coltrane?
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10-30-2008, 03:25 PM
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#967
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Re: Facebook
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Originally Posted by John Phoenix
You dated Coltrane?
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... when he was 14?
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10-30-2008, 03:29 PM
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#968
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Facebook
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Originally Posted by John Phoenix
You dated Coltrane?
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Whew!!! For a minute there, I thought she was slandering me.
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10-30-2008, 03:33 PM
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#969
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Re: Facebook
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Originally Posted by John Phoenix
You dated Coltrane?
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Indeed, or Wanker -- they are the only two residents of Chicago.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-30-2008, 03:37 PM
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#970
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: Facebook
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
N/A for me, since I have no desire to fuck person in question AND he's married AND he lives in Chicago.
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OKya, but, for me, and ykmmv, in cases when I have drank enough to be whiskey-dickey, my sober desire to fuck the person, their martial status and/or whether or not thye are Chicagoites goes out the window, with the standards being solely availablility, consent and a devil may care " idée fixe", as my french friends say,...
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10-30-2008, 03:52 PM
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#971
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
I'll take it. Oatmeal raisin is my preferred cookie.
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Me too. I find that oatmeal rasin is harder to fuck up than chocolate chip, which often gets over cooked.
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10-30-2008, 03:55 PM
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#972
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Facebook
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
... when he was 14?
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I never realized how tiny this angle makes him look.
I know, he actually is tiny, but not that tiny.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-30-2008, 03:57 PM
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#973
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Re: Facebook
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
Indeed, or Wanker -- they are the only two residents of Chicago.
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You forgot Mr. T.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-30-2008, 03:57 PM
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Re: Facebook
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
Indeed, or Wanker -- they are the only two residents of Chicago.
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I'm pretty sure Wonk lives in the 'burbs. We don't like his sort in the city.
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10-30-2008, 04:00 PM
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#975
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
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Originally Posted by replaced_texan
me too. I find that oatmeal rasin is harder to fuck up than chocolate chip, which often gets over cooked.
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