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pernsky no account · 10-31-2008, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

I don't think I have posted about this here, but GWNC's longer hair, PLF's free pussy, ltl's Facebook dillemma, and the emergence of several socks I do not recall seeing before my life makeover reminded me that something from my life might be of interest to the board as well.

I gave birth to a baby girl on October 1. Within a few days she had a PERIOD (yes, blood in her diaper) and started LACTATING (milk came out of her little TITS for more than a week). Apparently, this is relatively normal.

My little girl, growing up so fast......

Pensky's long lost lactational lovr sock would be more interested in what's goign on with your swelled milk laden TITS. any update incase those sockes are lurking?

tmdiva · 10-31-2008, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

I don't think I have posted about this here, but GWNC's longer hair, PLF's free pussy, ltl's Facebook dillemma, and the emergence of several socks I do not recall seeing before my life makeover reminded me that something from my life might be of interest to the board as well.

I gave birth to a baby girl on October 1. Within a few days she had a PERIOD (yes, blood in her diaper) and started LACTATING (milk came out of her little TITS for more than a week). Apparently, this is relatively normal.

My little girl, growing up so fast......

I'd heard that this could happen, but didn't see it with my own daughter (just shy of a year older than yours!). All three did have the oversized genitalia at birth thing, and my first had rusty pee at a week or so old.

So, are you getting any sleep yet? (congrats, btw)

tm

Atticus Grinch · 10-31-2008, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk

Fly-front or French plackets are definitely cool. And cummerbund or nothing. Especially with a French placket.

This.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-31-2008, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

formal, or are you a clown for Halloween again?

Yes

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-31-2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk

Fly-front or French plackets are definitely cool. And cummerbund or nothing. Especially with a French placket.

Unfortunately, I have a two-button dinner jacket, so I will probably keep it buttoned and go with nothing.

Danke.

Hank Chinaski · 10-31-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Yes

we go through this every year. we can't give accessory advice without knowing what color wig.

Sparklehorse · 10-31-2008, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Unfortunately, I have a two-button dinner jacket, so I will probably keep it buttoned and go with nothing.

Danke.

Wondering what the original point of a cummerbund was, I looked on Wikipedia and discovered that the original function was two-fold, apparently: A place to stash your theatre tickets and such and a way to hide your gut after you pigged out at the banquet. If you don't need it for either of these purposes, perhaps there is no scandal in not wearing one.

Hepfully yours,

SH

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-31-2008, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

This.

Do you spend more time here or on fark?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-31-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

two-button dinner jacket

Do you have a superfluous third nipple as well?

taxwonk · 10-31-2008, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Unfortunately, I have a two-button dinner jacket, so I will probably keep it buttoned and go with nothing.

Danke.

Nothing is actually more the trend these days. Fashion-forward types are returning more to the "dinner suit" notion. Things like studs, cummerbunds, and wing-collar shirts are reserved for white tie formal.

bold_n_brazen · 10-31-2008, 12:27 PM

I hired a nanny a while ago. She worked for me 3 days a week, except that the first week, she was out the 3rd day because she was hospitalized with complications from her diabetes.

Two weeks later, she was out again, hospitalized again. This time, she was in the hospital for more than 2 weeks.

We mutually agreed to part ways, and she agreed to return a couple of things she had of mine (a booster seat, a clicker to my garage door, and a placard-thing that lets her pick my kid up at school) after she had surgery scheduled for the next week.

She texted me a week or two later and asked me to pay her for the one day she'd worked and not been paid for, and told me she'd get my stuff to me the next week. I (foolishly, in retrospect) transferred money into her account.

It's been more than 2 months now. I can't get my stuff back. She won't answer my texts or my calls or my emails.

I know it's not more than $100 worth of stuff. But I want it back.

Any ideas?

taxwonk · 10-31-2008, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I hired a nanny a while ago. She worked for me 3 days a week, except that the first week, she was out the 3rd day because she was hospitalized with complications from her diabetes.

Two weeks later, she was out again, hospitalized again. This time, she was in the hospital for more than 2 weeks.

We mutually agreed to part ways, and she agreed to return a couple of things she had of mine (a booster seat, a clicker to my garage door, and a placard-thing that lets her pick my kid up at school) after she had surgery scheduled for the next week.

She texted me a week or two later and asked me to pay her for the one day she'd worked and not been paid for, and told me she'd get my stuff to me the next week. I (foolishly, in retrospect) transferred money into her account.

It's been more than 2 months now. I can't get my stuff back. She won't answer my texts or my calls or my emails.

I know it's not more than $100 worth of stuff. But I want it back.

Any ideas?

Sebby claims to know "people."

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-31-2008, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I know it's not more than $100 worth of stuff. But I want it back.

Any ideas?

Tell her you'll pick the stuff up at her place on a certain date (by phone, text email, and letter), threaten a police report, and then make one.

ETA: It probably goes without saying, but I would reprogram the garage door opener.

ETFA: I assume there's no possibility that she's so sick and in the hospital that she can't return the stuff .. .

Cletus Miller · 10-31-2008, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Tell her you'll pick the stuff up at her place on a certain date (by phone, text email, and letter), threaten a police report, and then make one.

ETA: It probably goes without saying, but I would reprogram the garage door opener.

And, it also goes w/o saying, do the re-programming before making any threats.

Adder · 10-31-2008, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Tell her you'll pick the stuff up at her place on a certain date (by phone, text email, and letter), threaten a police report, and then make one.

ETA: It probably goes without saying, but I would reprogram the garage door opener.

ETFA: I assume there's no possibility that she's so sick and in the hospital that she can't return the stuff .. .

Is there a reason not to drop by and try to pick it up before threatening the police?