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Old 10-31-2008, 03:18 PM   #1036
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I agree 100%.

And here is an interesting study that shows that overweight women have more sex than "normal-sized" women. http://jezebel.com/5072249/study-sho...e-the-most-sex
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Old 10-31-2008, 03:24 PM   #1037
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I agree 100%.

And here is an interesting study that shows that overweight women have more sex than "normal-sized" women. http://jezebel.com/5072249/study-sho...e-the-most-sex
I wish they had defined "overweight" -- the jezebel thing was definitely acting like overweight meant obese, but I doubt it.
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Old 10-31-2008, 03:30 PM   #1038
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I wish they had defined "overweight" -- the jezebel thing was definitely acting like overweight meant obese, but I doubt it.
There was a quote referencing body mass index, so I took it to be defined as BMI>25, but that's an assumption.
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Old 10-31-2008, 03:30 PM   #1039
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Old 10-31-2008, 03:30 PM   #1040
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From the sounds of it, she should get one more chance (I get the stuff or else) rather than two.

And by "threaten" I meant something like "I've asked repeatedly and would like to pick my stuff up. I don't want to go to the hassle of taking further steps, such as filing a police report for theft. I plan to stop by on Sunday, but if you prefer another time please let me know when would be convenient."
Is the second sentence really necessary? Would you (or bnb) actually file a police report in such a case? If you wouldn't do it, don't threaten to do it. It's much more obnoxious than the situation warrants. Sounds like the former nanny is lazy, not larcenous.
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And here is an interesting study that shows that overweight women have more sex than "normal-sized" women. http://jezebel.com/5072249/study-sho...e-the-most-sex
Dr. Bliss Kaneshiro of the School of Medicine at the University of Hawaii says, "These results were unexpected and we don't really know why this is the case."

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Old 10-31-2008, 03:37 PM   #1042
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Is the second sentence really necessary? Would you (or bnb) actually file a police report in such a case? If you wouldn't do it, don't threaten to do it. It's much more obnoxious than the situation warrants. Sounds like the former nanny is lazy, not larcenous.
If I hadn't given up at this point, but were still wanting my stuff back enough to post about it on a lawyers chat board, I would file a police report (not just threaten). If she's not going to give up, what else is she supposed to do? Go OJ, and hire a SWAT team to DIY the recovery?
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There was a quote referencing body mass index, so I took it to be defined as BMI>25, but that's an assumption.
Bad me for skimming.

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Old 10-31-2008, 03:40 PM   #1044
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If I hadn't given up at this point, but were still wanting my stuff back enough to post about it on a lawyers chat board, I would file a police report (not just threaten). If she's not going to give up, what else is she supposed to do? Go OJ, and hire a SWAT team to DIY the recovery?
It's $100 worth of crap. Either drop by, hoping she's around or let it fucking go. This is ridiculous.

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Old 10-31-2008, 03:50 PM   #1045
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It's $100 worth of crap. Either drop by, hoping she's around or let it fucking go. This is ridiculous.

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The placard thingy about picking up the kid, she probably should talk to the school about. Reprogram the garage door thingy if you think it's a security issue.

Uh, and then get over it. Even if the equities in the trust fund have fallen, I'm sure there's enough cash in there for you to replace the shit without locking in losses.
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Old 10-31-2008, 03:54 PM   #1046
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If I hadn't given up at this point, but were still wanting my stuff back enough to post about it on a lawyers chat board, I would file a police report (not just threaten). If she's not going to give up, what else is she supposed to do? Go OJ, and hire a SWAT team to DIY the recovery?
She should at least try to Superpoke! before involving the police.
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:10 PM   #1047
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Men like discernible tits and ass, at least when fucking, if not for taking to the company party?
Able was I, ere I saw Elba.

(And I was about to make a joke that "The Discernible Hips" would be a great band name until I saw that I am almost 8 years too late on that one.
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:13 PM   #1048
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Even if the equities in the trust fund have fallen, I'm sure there's enough cash in there for you to replace the shit without locking in losses.
I think she's worrying about being able to buy the GI Joe with the kung fu grip for Christmas. She's panicking right now. I can feel it.
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It's $100 worth of crap.
In philadelphia it's worth $50.
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:38 PM   #1050
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She should at least try to Superpoke! before involving the police.

There's a superpoke function? Why did I not know about this?
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