Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Atticus Grinch]

The package of channels that Comcast gives me includes an HD channel of music videos. It's unique in that, unlike other channels for music videos, it plays music videos. So I've started Tivoing three-hour blocks of videos. Ninety percent is crap, but that's what the FFWD button is for. The other thing that's unique about this channel is that it mixes musical styles in the same block, and about 20% of the videos are country music. Now, I hate country music. However, FFWDing through all the country music videos I have come to notice the following:

• Male country music stars are permitted to be substantially uglier than their counterparts in other music genres.
• Female country music stars are universally substantially hotter than their counterparts in other music genres.

This does not make it more likely that I will listen to them, but in a three hour block of music, of the five hottest women on screen, four of them will be country recording artists.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

My theory: women who are heavier probably receive more hormonal triggers to be sexually active because the conditions for reproduction are favorable. Women who are thin because they are eating less (hi, Less!) and exerting themselves more are slightly less aroused because their bodies are not releasing the "all is well" signals for reproduction.

I mostly posted this to see if Hank's translation will be funny.

The powers that be here (the A-listers) have convinced enough socks that that is negative posting, for me to make fat jokes, I don't know what the future of our board would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to make jokes without fear of attacks by these socks.
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[pernsky no account]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

The package of channels that Comcast gives me includes an HD channel of music videos. It's unique in that, unlike other channels for music videos, it plays music videos. So I've started Tivoing three-hour blocks of videos. Ninety percent is crap, but that's what the FFWD button is for. The other thing that's unique about this channel is that it mixes musical styles in the same block, and about 20% of the videos are country music. Now, I hate country music. However, FFWDing through all the country music videos I have come to notice the following:

• Male country music stars are permitted to be substantially uglier than their counterparts in other music genres.
• Female country music stars are universally substantially hotter than their counterparts in other music genres.

This does not make it more likely that I will listen to them, but in a three hour block of music, of the five hottest women on screen, four of them will be country recording artists.

My partner's nannie is a dead ringer for tailor swift. I wouldn't say no......is that so rong?

[pernsky no account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

The powers that be here (the A-listers) have convinced enough socks that that is negative posting, for me to make fat jokes, I don't know what the future of our board would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to make jokes without fear of attacks by these socks.
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Are you tawking Palin frist amendment or the other one?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by pernsky no account

Are you tawking Palin frist amendment or the other one?

dude, or sister I'm betting, this knocks Taxwonk out of "top whiff".

[pernsky no account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

dude, or sister I'm betting, this knocks Taxwonk out of "top whiff".

We see on Tuesday when he catches up to toesdays posts.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by pernsky no account

We see on Tuesday when he catches up to toesdays posts.

i'm not saying he can't top it, I'm just saying he is out of first place; for now.

[pernsky no account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

i'm not saying he can't top it, I'm just saing he is out of first place; for now.

Yes, but, hangin chad?

[Jack Manfred]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

The package of channels that Comcast gives me includes an HD channel of music videos. It's unique in that, unlike other channels for music videos, it plays music videos. So I've started Tivoing three-hour blocks of videos. Ninety percent is crap, but that's what the FFWD button is for. The other thing that's unique about this channel is that it mixes musical styles in the same block, and about 20% of the videos are country music. Now, I hate country music. However, FFWDing through all the country music videos I have come to notice the following:

• Male country music stars are permitted to be substantially uglier than their counterparts in other music genres.
• Female country music stars are universally substantially hotter than their counterparts in other music genres.

This does not make it more likely that I will listen to them, but in a three hour block of music, of the five hottest women on screen, four of them will be country recording artists.

That channel used to be MHD for Music: High Definition, and now it's called Palladia. I agree with your thesis about female country music star hotness. Not sure whether metal/hardcore acts would be more telegenic than male country singers.

The other thing about country videos is that they seem to be made with a lot more production values than rock videos these days. Maybe that's because MTV doesn't play videos, so only rap videos (BET) or country videos (CMT) get played. Here's a (recent?) LeeAnn Rimes video to prove my point about production values. Link This doesn't mean that I think LeeAnn Rimes is one of the hottest women in country. I am pleased that she is 26, because even though I'm not sure how that happened, it doesn't make me a pervert for noticing that she;s got nice legs.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred

Not sure whether metal/hardcore acts would be more telegenic than male country singers.

you would fuck Hedy Lamarr but you wouldn't fuck Gene Simmons. can you walk us through the thought process there?

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

you would fuck Hedy Lamarr but you wouldn't fuck Gene Simmons. can you walk us through the thought process there?

That's Hedley.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

The package of channels that Comcast gives me includes an HD channel of music videos. It's unique in that, unlike other channels for music videos, it plays music videos. So I've started Tivoing three-hour blocks of videos. Ninety percent is crap, but that's what the FFWD button is for. The other thing that's unique about this channel is that it mixes musical styles in the same block, and about 20% of the videos are country music. Now, I hate country music. However, FFWDing through all the country music videos I have come to notice the following:

• Male country music stars are permitted to be substantially uglier than their counterparts in other music genres.
• Female country music stars are universally substantially hotter than their counterparts in other music genres.

This does not make it more likely that I will listen to them, but in a three hour block of music, of the five hottest women on screen, four of them will be country recording artists.

These women are experts with makeup, hair and dressing to show off curves. Even after fumbling with makeup for an hour, we Northeastern chicks could *maybe* hope to look as glamorous as Eva Silverstein.

(Sorry Hank).

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by Diane_Keaton

These women are experts with makeup, hair and dressing to show off curves. Even after fumbling with makeup for an hour, we Northeastern chicks could *maybe* hope to look as glamorous as Eva Silverstein.

(Sorry Hank).

With-it NE urban chicks generally have few curves?

[pernsky no account]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

With-it NE urban chicks generally have few curves?

Not necessaryily. Vareity adds spice to life....is this the cooking board?

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by pernsky no account

We see on Tuesday when he catches up to toesdays posts.

Yawn.