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11-19-2008, 05:13 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Re: Palin is smarter than . . .
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Originally Posted by 1436
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What the fuck is the internet?
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11-19-2008, 05:23 PM
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#1547
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Question
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Did you ever wonder why you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're upside down.
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11-19-2008, 05:48 PM
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#1548
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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Fone home, glowfinger.
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled "funnehtick?"
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Because someone's phalling down on the job.
CDF
(tying in with Gatti's theme, this should be done Gene Rayburn style: because [blank].)
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Axe murderer? No problem!
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11-19-2008, 06:01 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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Didn't Keanu do this already? Without a script?
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Bond should start taking the bus. Tough times and all that.
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At least that'd keep some Hollywood genius from greenlighting "Speed 3."
CDF
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11-19-2008, 08:20 PM
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#1550
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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economy hits hank at home
Saturday, seven couples are coming here for a Newlywed Game! We wrote the questions a few weeks back. Since then, 2 of the 8 husbands have become out of work, 1 an early buyout, 1 laid-off.
An original question was "Ladies, who is closer to what you saw as you dream job when you were 20, you or your husband?"
1 Bad form to ask it?
2 any unemployed parallel ideas?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-19-2008 at 08:32 PM..
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11-19-2008, 08:55 PM
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#1551
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Re: economy hits hank at home
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
1 Bad form to ask it?
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I have to assume your normal course bad form far outweighs that question.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
2 any unemployed parallel ideas?
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I have lots of unemployed ideas, what subject matter?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-19-2008, 09:04 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: economy hits hank at home
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Originally Posted by Penske_Account
I have lots of unemployed ideas, what subject matter?
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ladies, since losing his job does your husband self-whoopie more or less that he used to?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-19-2008, 09:14 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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People know the part I'm playing.
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Originally Posted by evenodds
Sadly, I have found its findings to be true.
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No shit. I am very disappointed in the bracelet you gave me at the Westin (last year -- Four Seasons) the other day after my "voice lessons" -- white gold instead of platinum. And the domestic champagne in the ice bucket? Ick. It's enough to make a boy consider the Sultana's offer of the first class tickets to Dubai. |
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11-19-2008, 09:25 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Re: People know the part I'm playing.
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
No shit. I am very disappointed in the bracelet you gave me at the Westin (last year -- Four Seasons) the other day after my "voice lessons" -- white gold instead of platinum. And the domestic champagne in the ice bucket? Ick. It's enough to make a boy consider the Sultana's offer of the first class tickets to Dubai.
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Egad, nb.
Good thing Snidely Condescending isn't around to see this. |
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11-19-2008, 09:28 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Re: People know the part I'm playing.
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Originally Posted by dtb
Egad, nb.
Good thing Snidely Condescending isn't around to see this.
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why don't you "wake" him?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-19-2008, 10:29 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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Re: People know the part I'm playing.
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
No shit. I am very disappointed in the bracelet you gave me at the Westin (last year -- Four Seasons) the other day after my "voice lessons" -- white gold instead of platinum. And the domestic champagne in the ice bucket? Ick.
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So much for the sanctity of the non-marital bed . . .
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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11-19-2008, 10:30 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: People know the part I'm playing.
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
It's enough to make a boy consider the Sultana's offer of the first class tickets to Dubai.
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Feel free to send her my way. |
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11-19-2008, 11:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: People know the part I'm playing.
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Originally Posted by dtb
Egad, nb.
Good thing Snidely Condescending isn't around to see this.
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How long will a bottle of champagne last in the fridge? I have a bottle of Moet White Star that's been in there for 10 months. Toast?
Why do bloody marys cost so much more than other vodka drinks? Do they put more vodka in them? It can't be the mixers.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-19-2008, 11:34 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Re: People know the part I'm playing.
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How long will a bottle of champagne last in the fridge? I have a bottle of Moet White Star that's been in there for 10 months. Toast?
Why do bloody marys cost so much more than other vodka drinks? Do they put more vodka in them? It can't be the mixers.
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Champagne is still good (for up to 2 years IIRC) but you should drink it soon. Why wait? |
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11-20-2008, 02:09 AM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Re: People know the part I'm playing.
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How long will a bottle of champagne last in the fridge? I have a bottle of Moet White Star that's been in there for 10 months. Toast?
Why do bloody marys cost so much more than other vodka drinks? Do they put more vodka in them? It can't be the mixers.
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Champagne tasting at my local tapas joint was quite tasty tonight. Favorites were a Bollinger and a Canard-Duchene. The Veuve that they served was super sweet. Would have been fine if there were chocolate covered strawberries to accompany.
I have nothing to say about bloody maries right about now.. The concept sounds a bit gross after a bottle or so of champagne.
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