Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

Can the rest of the country buy into the blackout? Shit I will just play "A Christmas Story" from 12-3.

It ain't Thanksgiving without Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

"Those aren't pillows!"

TM

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

A family member has been solicited to join Omicron Delta Kappa, which appears to be a splinter faction or rival sect to Phi Beta Kappa. I've never heard of it, but I live a sheltered existence. She wonders if she should join. Thoughts?

A sort of Phi Bet JV?

Only if they have a weekly tap.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

I need new glasses. What should I get?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

I need new glasses. What should I get?

Eye surgery.

Better yet, how about pierced eyeglasses? I hear they're the next hottest thing.

http://thecontaminated.com/pierced-eyeglasses/



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TM

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

I need new glasses. What should I get?

How about a pair of MP-704s, as designed by Kazuo Kawasaki. I hear those will look stylish until at least 2012.......

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

I hear those will look stylish until at least 2012.......

I believe they're sold out until at least then.

[Not Bob]

The People(tm) have spoken, and song parodies are back. And the first one goes out to The Pretty Lady herself.

Hey, ncs (apologies to "Carrie Anne" by the Hollies)

When we post on FB, our roles are simple
I play the partner, you play the pretty girl.
Now you post on politics with Ty and Spanky
What's the attraction in stripper stalking?

{Refrain}

Hey, ncs
What's your board now, can anybody post?
Hey, ncs
What's your board now, can anybody post?


You were always special to the FB
Quite independent, never snotty.
Didn't lose your charm with higher post counts.
Fantasy football, or Mister Man jokes.

{Refrain}

Posters come and go, but you still post here.
Running the Death Pool, wearing cool glasses.
When the FB's over, you'll leave with me.
Then I'll hear Senor Hombre saying . . .

{Refrain}

(The song came to me yesterday during my session of "Sweating to the Oldies" with Richard Simmons -- a birthday gift from Fenwick. Maybe the kid will get me Deal A Meal as a Generic Winter Gift-Giving Holiday present -- one can hope.)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Not Bob

innocent song

you know how polluters can sell their bad acts to good companies, like carbon footprint erasing? do you know if I can pay you to take on some of my red card infractions here before it's too late for me?

[tmdiva]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

I need new glasses. What should I get?

I have these in orange over purple (yeah, outable, who cares?):



I like the Prodesign frames, which seem to be geared to fat Scandinavian heads like mine.

tm

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally Posted by tmdiva

I have these in orange over purple (yeah, outable, who cares?):



I like the Prodesign frames, which seem to be geared to fat Scandinavian heads like mine.

tm

Jeez, and I was going to suggest these:



For you know, when circumstances call for getting the Mormon drunk...

[Pretty Little Flower]

It is more of a formality at this point, but it appears that the Pisco Sour movement is now officially over:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_146453.html

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

It is more of a formality at this point, but it appears that the Pisco Sour movement is now officially over:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_146453.html

What has taken its place?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

What has taken its place?

Cheap champagne.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

please come here Lebron
TM

it looked like Knick fans were cheering for him, like people were encouraged to do that to make him want to come there. that could backfire. I've always thought of MSG as the best place to see a game because of the fans (even though your team sucks). i would think reminding him of how loyal you are to the Knicks might be the better way to get him there.

doesn't matter. he'll be a Piston soon.