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Originally Posted by taxwonk
The girl I lost my virginity to was 25, with a fine arts BA, working as a waitress, and terribly insecure that she had totally fucked up her whole life. She taught me many wonderful things in order to convince herself she was still attractive to young people, and thus, still young herself. I don't know if she's on facebook. But if she is, she's really fucking old and ain't no way I'd tap that.
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limpy mclimp or whatever that sock's name is, he PM'd me once that he lost his virginity to this super smoking chick. did it five times in the first two days, then it was over.
I asked "you end it or did she."
he goes, "we had to stop. the pages she was on were all stuck together."
sometimes walking a mile in a man's shoes just makes you glad to be out of them, you know?
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