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12-16-2008, 12:40 PM
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#2611
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: I Can Play Too
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sadly, unless I develop an affinity for strip clubs or get a M.D., I fear my experience with varieties of breasts has hit a ceiling.
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This is why convincing an admin to expose them at a drunken firm outing is of utmost importance.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-16-2008, 01:15 PM
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#2612
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Re: I Can Play Too
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm an ass man, first off.
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12-16-2008, 01:23 PM
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#2613
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Re: I Can Play Too
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sadly, unless I develop an affinity for strip clubs or get an M.D., I fear my experience with varieties of breasts has hit a ceiling.
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develop a love of German food. start taking the wife and kid to Otto's, you know out by the willow Grove turnpike exit. After dinner tell the wife you need to get beer, but all the stores seem closed. drive towards the Navy base, there is a topless club that sells package beer right off the base.
perfect alibi, and the wife is sitting right outside. you'll feel weird ordering for carry out when someone is shaking their tits at you, but you can tip on the way out.
here's the beauty of it, the dancers seem like they're all sick with hep or addictions, so i bet turnover is very high. you go there once a month and you'll be seeing fresh meet every time. if nothing else, with another month of ailment they'll look differently.
you. are . welcome.
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12-16-2008, 01:52 PM
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#2614
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Re: I Can Play Too
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Now you're cynical about bouncing breasts? What's wrong with you? When I grow up, I'm not sure I want to be you anymore.
As Moxon said to his dad in Varsity Blues: "I. Don't want. Your life."
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I would be willling to license the rights to aspire to be me for a reasonable fee. You can combine the experience of the hazy distant glory of the Kona thing with the corner office dweller's continued pursuit and enjoyment of bouncing boobies and good bubbly. Win-win-win.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-16-2008, 01:55 PM
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Re: I Can Play Too
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I am an ass/legs man. Nice boobs are gravy. And I actually don't like them huge. Weird Science had it right.
But you have overthunk this.
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Oh. You wouldnt want to be. I like big bouncing boobies, although, like Sebby, I progressive in my openness to a diversity of cup sizes.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-16-2008, 01:56 PM
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Re: I Can Play Too
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
It's annoying that, no matter how many times I watch that his head always comes up just in time.
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Is the uncensoured version on the net anywhere? Help!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-16-2008, 01:58 PM
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#2617
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Re: I Can Play Too
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sadly, unless I develop an affinity for strip clubs or get an M.D., I fear my experience with varieties of breasts has hit a ceiling.
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dissent. There is a reason why I vacation in the south of france and its not for the salade nicoise.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-16-2008, 02:02 PM
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Re: I Can Play Too
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
Improved boobs are pricey.
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U got stacks, throw some Ds on that bitch!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-16-2008, 02:02 PM
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Re: I Can Play Too
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is why convincing an admin to expose them at a drunken firm outing is of utmost importance.
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I maintain, a hottub will get you over that hump, time and again. Better return than treasury's.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-16-2008, 02:53 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
Watch as the state canvassing board decides the fate of ballots that were challenged during the recount. Good stuff! I know this should probably be on the Politics Board, but I don't go there. Ever.
http://www.startribune.com/video/?ls...3aPc:_Yyc:aUUs
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-16-2008, 02:56 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
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is the view distorted or are Minnesotians all, ummm, big-boned?
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12-16-2008, 03:02 PM
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Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
is the view distorted or are Minnesotians all, ummm, big-boned?
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Cheif Justice Magnuson (the goatee) has actually lost significant weight recently, but he is still far from rail thin. I recently appeared before Judge Gearin (the only woman on the board). It was hard to tell with the robes on, but she seems somewhat larger on the stream than in person. You know what they say about the camera . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-16-2008, 03:12 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: I Can Play Too
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is why convincing an admin to expose them at a drunken firm outing is of utmost importance.
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I'm not sure about that. I got Ty to lift his shirt at the last firm party, and it wasn't pretty.
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12-16-2008, 03:24 PM
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Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
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Is that live or live to video?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-16-2008, 03:24 PM
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Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Cheif Justice Magnuson (the goatee) has actually lost significant weight recently, but he is still far from rail thin. I recently appeared before Judge Gearin (the only woman on the board). It was hard to tell with the robes on, but she seems somewhat larger on the stream than in person. You know what they say about the camera . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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No, what?
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