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Old 12-16-2008, 12:40 PM   #2611
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Sadly, unless I develop an affinity for strip clubs or get a M.D., I fear my experience with varieties of breasts has hit a ceiling.
This is why convincing an admin to expose them at a drunken firm outing is of utmost importance.
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:15 PM   #2612
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I'm an ass man, first off.


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Old 12-16-2008, 01:23 PM   #2613
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Sadly, unless I develop an affinity for strip clubs or get an M.D., I fear my experience with varieties of breasts has hit a ceiling.
develop a love of German food. start taking the wife and kid to Otto's, you know out by the willow Grove turnpike exit. After dinner tell the wife you need to get beer, but all the stores seem closed. drive towards the Navy base, there is a topless club that sells package beer right off the base.

perfect alibi, and the wife is sitting right outside. you'll feel weird ordering for carry out when someone is shaking their tits at you, but you can tip on the way out.

here's the beauty of it, the dancers seem like they're all sick with hep or addictions, so i bet turnover is very high. you go there once a month and you'll be seeing fresh meet every time. if nothing else, with another month of ailment they'll look differently.

you. are . welcome.
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:52 PM   #2614
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Now you're cynical about bouncing breasts? What's wrong with you? When I grow up, I'm not sure I want to be you anymore.

As Moxon said to his dad in Varsity Blues: "I. Don't want. Your life."
I would be willling to license the rights to aspire to be me for a reasonable fee. You can combine the experience of the hazy distant glory of the Kona thing with the corner office dweller's continued pursuit and enjoyment of bouncing boobies and good bubbly. Win-win-win.
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:55 PM   #2615
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I am an ass/legs man. Nice boobs are gravy. And I actually don't like them huge. Weird Science had it right.

But you have overthunk this.
Oh. You wouldnt want to be. I like big bouncing boobies, although, like Sebby, I progressive in my openness to a diversity of cup sizes.
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It's annoying that, no matter how many times I watch that his head always comes up just in time.
Is the uncensoured version on the net anywhere? Help!
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Sadly, unless I develop an affinity for strip clubs or get an M.D., I fear my experience with varieties of breasts has hit a ceiling.
dissent. There is a reason why I vacation in the south of france and its not for the salade nicoise.
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Improved boobs are pricey.
U got stacks, throw some Ds on that bitch!
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This is why convincing an admin to expose them at a drunken firm outing is of utmost importance.
I maintain, a hottub will get you over that hump, time and again. Better return than treasury's.
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:53 PM   #2620
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Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!

Watch as the state canvassing board decides the fate of ballots that were challenged during the recount. Good stuff! I know this should probably be on the Politics Board, but I don't go there. Ever.

http://www.startribune.com/video/?ls...3aPc:_Yyc:aUUs
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Watch as the state canvassing board decides the fate of ballots that were challenged during the recount. Good stuff! I know this should probably be on the Politics Board, but I don't go there. Ever.

http://www.startribune.com/video/?ls...3aPc:_Yyc:aUUs
is the view distorted or are Minnesotians all, ummm, big-boned?
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is the view distorted or are Minnesotians all, ummm, big-boned?
Cheif Justice Magnuson (the goatee) has actually lost significant weight recently, but he is still far from rail thin. I recently appeared before Judge Gearin (the only woman on the board). It was hard to tell with the robes on, but she seems somewhat larger on the stream than in person. You know what they say about the camera . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:12 PM   #2623
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This is why convincing an admin to expose them at a drunken firm outing is of utmost importance.
I'm not sure about that. I got Ty to lift his shirt at the last firm party, and it wasn't pretty.
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Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!

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Watch as the state canvassing board decides the fate of ballots that were challenged during the recount. Good stuff! I know this should probably be on the Politics Board, but I don't go there. Ever.

http://www.startribune.com/video/?ls...3aPc:_Yyc:aUUs
Is that live or live to video?
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Cheif Justice Magnuson (the goatee) has actually lost significant weight recently, but he is still far from rail thin. I recently appeared before Judge Gearin (the only woman on the board). It was hard to tell with the robes on, but she seems somewhat larger on the stream than in person. You know what they say about the camera . . . . . . . . . . . . .
No, what?
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