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12-23-2008, 02:47 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Smell like me!
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
I have no idea. I said she smelled good. She said it was Mariah Carey's new perfume. I did no further diligence.
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Diligence would be a passable name for a fragrance for men. Certainly better than Alan Cumming. |
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12-23-2008, 02:54 PM
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#3002
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Re: Smell like me!
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
She actually did smell good.
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You smell good. |
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12-23-2008, 02:54 PM
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Re: Smell like me!
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
Diligence would be a passable name for a fragrance for men. Certainly better than Alan Cumming.
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I think "no further diligence" would be better. |
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12-23-2008, 02:57 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Smell like me!
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Originally Posted by robustpuppy
"luscious pink" or "precious parts"
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What exactly is this perfume supposed to smell like? Her vagina?
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12-23-2008, 02:59 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Re: Smell like me!
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I think "no further diligence" would be better.
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"All Doo Flatulence"
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12-23-2008, 03:00 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Re: Smell like me!
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Okay, I can understand that pre-teens/teens might buy Britney's fragrance, but what is the target market for Mariah Carey's perfume? She is too old for teens, and no adult would wear it, right? Or maybe I am giving the general public way to much credit (something I rarely do).
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If I still had a RealDoll I might dress it up as Mariah, spritz some of that parfums on it, put on the Seamus Haji Club Mix of "Touch my Body" and do a little horizontal rump shaking.
So, I guess I am potentially in the target market.
In an offbeat sort of way.
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I wish more people was alive like me
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12-23-2008, 03:03 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
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Re: Smell like me!
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What exactly is this perfume supposed to smell like? Her vagina?
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If it does, I may look on eBay for a used RealDoll.........
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12-23-2008, 03:34 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Re: Smell like me!
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Originally Posted by John Phoenix
That I'd like to see.
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Never going to happen.
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12-23-2008, 03:41 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Smell like me!
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
Diligence would be a passable name for a fragrance for men. Certainly better than Alan Cumming.
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We have a winner!
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12-23-2008, 04:25 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Re: Smell like me!
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
Diligence would be a passable name for a fragrance for men. Certainly better than Alan Cumming.
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This arrived a Fed Ex depot in Hutchins, TX at 2:14 am this morning. Hopefully it will arrive in Houston, TX between now and tomorrow evening, so I can give it to my boyfriend for Christmas. The boutique that we'd seen it in earlier this year sold out before I could grab a bottle.
I'm hoping he reciprocates with this one.
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12-23-2008, 04:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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Librarian, meet the gardener.
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
This arrived a Fed Ex depot in Hutchins, TX at 2:14 am this morning. Hopefully it will arrive in Houston, TX between now and tomorrow evening, so I can give it to my boyfriend for Christmas. The boutique that we'd seen it in earlier this year sold out before I could grab a bottle.
I'm hoping he reciprocates with this one.
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Dead leaves and old books? The scents must be better than the (breathless) ad copy.
CDF
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12-23-2008, 04:48 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Actual fashion post.
(1) Are there any hats to be worn by a white male approaching middle age that do not make him either a costumed throwback or a failed urban hipster? I mean something that will go with a suit -- baseball caps need not apply. Images appreciated.
(2) Have I already asked this?
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12-23-2008, 05:08 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Re: Librarian, meet the gardener.
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Originally Posted by cheval de frise
Dead leaves and old books? The scents must be better than the (breathless) ad copy.
CDF
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They're quite awesome. I hadn't read the copy until I was forced to actually look up the scent and order it. The library one simply makes me happy.
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12-23-2008, 05:08 PM
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Re: Actual fashion post.
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
(1) Are there any hats to be worn by a white male approaching middle age that do not make him either a costumed throwback or a failed urban hipster? I mean something that will go with a suit -- baseball caps need not apply. Images appreciated.
(2) Have I already asked this?
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(1) Yes. But in this category there is a very fine line between a hat that says "stylish white male approaching middle age" and one that says "hasidim." I have never found a hat that did not steam across this fine line at a rate of knots when placed on my head. YMMV.
(2) Dunno. |
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12-23-2008, 05:17 PM
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
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Re: Actual fashion post.
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Originally Posted by ironweed
(1) Yes. But in this category there is a very fine line between a hat that says "stylish white male approaching middle age" and one that says "hasidim." I have never found a hat that did not steam across this fine line at a rate of knots when placed on my head. YMMV.
(2) Dunno.
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Don't you mean "one that says "Irish guy dressed up as a 'hasidim'"?
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